Merci! I hope that’s not chicken blood. Well, chicken blood is better than rat blood. I assume. Being cleaner creatures… STILL.

Merci! I hope that’s not chicken blood. Well, chicken blood is better than rat blood. I assume. Being cleaner creatures… STILL.

Merci beaucoup *smooches* You are my go-to #gothgoth (and other!) literature authority, you are a gift to our fandom and I am so glad that we’ve connected here!

YOU EVEN RHYMED *applauds* very nice thank uuuu ❤
Lestat has given Louis artisanal rats occasionally, which were fed on fancy cheese and wine all their lives, ready to die at a ripe old age, lol.

I’m sorry i couldn’t resist bad headcanon is bad and i should feel bad
ooooh yummy! Is it your birthday, today too? If so, happy birthday, my cosmic twin ;D

^Here’s Louis biting into a differnt kind of snack bc vampires do not eat cake.
Merci beaucoup! This is how I would be spending it if I could choose, really, and either position works for me, so long as I don’t get dumped half-dead in the Mississippi river afterwards.

And thank you also, specifically, for following me for so long, you’ve been loyally putting up with this insanity for at least a year! ❤
You’re early! It is 4 hours away but Thank u! Well you are fortunate that you started following me recently, I think this thing, like meeee, needed a little time to age to perfection.
… rather like a fine wine. Raise a glass for me *u*

Merci you lovely person! This is perfectly timely bc birthday funtimes extend 24 hours before and after the actual birthdate, you know, legally-speaking.

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:
Joyeux anniversaire @i-want-my-iwtv! Please keep on being awesome ❤ J’te kiffe de love!
Merci beaucoup! I’m cry ;u;! Nothing says “birthday” like whirling a scythe around and threatening to set the birthday girl on fire, right Louis? hahaha!

