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Claudia: Louis, what's happening to her?
It’s even more heartwrenching bc you realize that he DOES remember ;A;
[Disney ladies from last night]
(502): i need a costume for that party. Even if I’m just taking it off
The Lost Boys
when u realize that ur new friends r super spoopy and u don’t want to play anymore
annabellioncourt
replied to your post “Lestat watches “Crimson Peak”
when he pulled that knife out we were all groaning in grossed out horror
OUR audience was laughing so hard! I think we were a twisted audience. That’s hipster New Yorkers for ya. Mostly NYU kids, probably, in that neighborhood. Desensitized to that particular kind of horror.
#wtf #like WTF #i do the best i can for him #i gave him the Dark frickin Gift #ITS A GODDAMN GIFT #he sits there all mopey and miserable #doesnt he get it #killing is the FUN part #WE ARE BUILT TO KILL #And like he was SUCH a heavy drinker #ITS STILL DRINKING LOUIS FFS #gdi #grapes #fracking grapes #i miss grapes #i miss fruit #these grapes look really good too #alas #no grapes for me #NO GRAPES FOR LOUIS EITHER #SO THERE #I think im gonna throw a few of these at him #just to see what he’ll do…
takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:
Interview with the Vampire + The Onion headlines [part 2]
omg can you make an image edit of Lestat saying “Bonjour y’all” please hahahaha
im gonna liveblog interview with a vampire so get ready kids
brad pitt talking in monotone is the single weirdest and funniest thing i have ever seen
i think im developing a thing for 80s/90s christian slater
“how can i put you at ease?” idk maybe you shouldn’t have told him you’re a vampire
six minutes in and there’s a montage with dramatic music and a deadpan monologue voice over provided by brad pitt i love this movie already
aaaaannnnnnnddd………….now they’re flying
they’re in mid air, tom cruise in a blond wig is drinking brad pitt’s blood, brad pitt made a sex noise when tom cruise detached himself from brad pitt’s neck, and then tom cruise dramatically dropped him into a river. i really do love this movie
as in all period dramas, there is a scene where a rich person in lacy nightclothes lies coughing and gravely ill in their massive bed in a huge mansion. even when the period dramas have vampires, there’s always this scene
question: how many times is tom cruise gonna attach himself to brad pitt’s neck in this film
also: how many more dramatic speeches is tom cruise gonna have, and how many more sex noises is brad pitt gonna make
this movie is so dramatic i can’t
do you mean to tell me that these two guys can just sit in a public tavern and casually drink someone’s blood in the corner until they die and no-one notices??
tom cruise: [offers him rat blood]
brad pitt: [makes an “is this bitch for real?” face]
brad pitt:
brad pitt:
brad pitt: [drinks it anyway]
tom cruise: read her thoughts
brad pitt: [makes an “is this bitch for real?” face]
brad pitt:
brad pitt:
brad pitt: [tries it anyway]
brad pitt:
brad pitt: i can’t
the “NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” then the high pitched squeak/laugh i’m losing my shit
in other news, this immortal vampire is also a grape-throwing eight-year-old
HE’S DANCING WITH THE FUCKING CORPSE
claudia: where’s mama??
lestat: [brief “oh shit what do i tell her without seeming like a homicidal maniac” moment]
lestat:
lestat:
lestat: she’s in heaven
they’re parents. its official. lestat and louis are an old married couple, complete with daughter. i can’t believe i don’t even have to make this up
“you’re mine and louis’ daughter now” gay vampire dads i cannot fucking believe this
claudia: eww dad when did u eat rats
louis: long time ago, before u were born
louis, silently in his head: and it was bc of fucking lestat so don’t blame that shit on me
can’t believe claudia is having a teenage rage while louis is like OH NO BBY CALM DOWN and lestat is yelling NOT IN THE FUCKING HOUSE
the only thing not making this a scene from a domestic family comedy/drama is the dead body
there’s door-slamming and everything amazing
claudia: oh btw they’re dead ¯_(ツ)_/¯
lestat:
lestat:
claudia: ¯_(ツ)_/¯
lestat:
lestat: fuck
lestat: LOUIS
THIS WAS WORTH ALL THE DIGITAL INK IT WAS PRINTED WITH
“question: how many times is tom cruise gonna attach himself to brad pitt’s neck in this film”
Not enough times. NOT NEARLY ENOUGH TIMES.
Yesterday my friend pointed out something I’d forgotten: papillon (the dog in Crimson Peak is a papillon) means “butterfly” in French.
Goddammit! Even the dog fits the theme!
I love it!
Look who’s eating the papillons here!
“My papillons, my butterflies, you killed them, ohhh nooo!”
I-want-my-IWTV 