we-called-it-our-conversation:
I’m not saying it’s what happened but it’s what happened.
*In IwTV when Armand is teaching Louis how to use his powers*
Louis: Armand, I have to ask you… Is this a date?
Armand: A date???? This??? A DATE??? Hahahahahahahaha
Armand: *quietly* Would you like it to be a date?
[insp. X]
I love you and you’re my family, but you’re terrible. You’re all terrible.
The Ao3 Tag of the Day is: Yet another trope I will devour no matter what even though I know exactly what is going to happen.
“Now, I’m getting into the coffin, and you will get in on top of me if you know what’s good for you.” – Lestat de Lioncourt, Interview with the Vampire
Armand: Look, Lestat, you’re obviously upset about your fight with Louis.
David: So, we’ve called this intervention to help you out.
Lestat: I’m not upset.
Armand: … Lestat, we found you throwing rocks at old couples in the park.
Lestat: Why should they be happy?!
everything was so sweet | until you tried to kill me
#is this not what happened #where is the lie
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