Oh gawdz well, this is the best I can do w/o such an idea and I spent ages on it so I hope you like it!!! There was more than one Tom Cruise in Oblivion, but I’d love a movie where he plays an entire cast.

Tom as Lestat and as Daniel: this actually works pretty well…

Claudia: This actually is surprisingly cute and kinda terrifying, imagine that little guy chasing you down in the middle of the night and then that one big fang plunging into your neck!

Akasha: this one is a little too real… IS THIS WHAT THEY’RE PLANNING?

as Lestat and Louis: do you know how hard it is to find a decent size gif of Tom Cruise crying? It’s hard. So have this again.

Armand: hey don’t look at me like that, at least the hair color is closer to canon than Antonio!Armand. The outfit works, too.

Nicolas: basically rockstar musician IDGAF 24/7/365

Tom as Khayman when Akasha is attacking: (tbh this gif of Tom getting thrown against a car will always make me happy, sorry Tom, idk why, schadenfreude probably)

Gabrielle, to everything Lestat ever suggests:

Tom!Daniel – Risky Business, I think?

Tom!Claudia – Actual child pic of Tom

Tom!Akasha – Actual Tom in a Scientology pow-wow

Tom!Louis – Mission Impossible 3?

Tom!Armand – Austin Powers (2, I think?)

Tom!Nicolas – Rock of Ages

Tom!Khayman – Jack Reacher? Mission Impossible 3?

Tom!Gabrielle – Vanilla Sky