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Things you should know about the original Dracula:
- serious mustache game
- kinda a werewolf for a bit until bram stoker forgot about it
- can crawl down the side of a building, head first. stoker claims this is lizard like, i think it’s more like spiderman
- apparently has magic clothes? because as he is doing said spiderman crawl down his castle, his cloak is spread out like wings. sir, that is not how gravity works
- master of disguises. and by master i mean casually hides as a ginger sometimes
- can turn into: a bat, a dog, and dust?
- looks super old, has a blood feast, looks younger
- needs tons of dirt to sleep on. luckily that dirt never actually ruins his clothes. most likely because they are all magical?
- does his own chores. mostly because everyone in transylvania KNOWS HE IS A VAMPIRE AND AVOIDS HIM. so no servants for this count.
- sometimes can be in the daylight? depending on stoker’s mood i think?
- bites people in a way that makes zero sense. he leaves two marks? how??? does he not use his bottom teeth?????
- stoker sometimes just forgot what he already wrote so good luck with this mess
Daniel : So there are no vampires in Transylvania? No Count Dracula?
Louis: Fictions, my friend. The vulgar fictions of a demented Irishman.
honestly interview with the vampire was such a great, beautiful book that was put together so neatly and precisely
and then you open up to the first line of the vampire lestat and you know shit is about to just get wrecked
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Here’s some Hannigram/Interview with the Vampire AU except Will isn’t as much of a sadsack as Louis
My headcanon is that Hannibal is one of those vampires that was turned when he was real scraggly so he has to shave and cut his hair every night because it grows back really fast and he hates it until Will happens and Will loves scraggly Hannibal :33
Also Hannibal is definitely one of those creepo vamps that trims all a person’s body hair before they turn them and Will is basically pissed at Hannibal forever that he can’t grow his beard ever again
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Lectures about consequences [X]
Such a devoted dad. [X]
why does every social interaction with someone new feel like taking a test i didn’t study for [X]
I think the Jaws meme is hilarious! I’m surprised more people don’t feel the same way.
IKR? Jaws is so relatable to the VC, vampires are a kind of shark, in a way. A much prettier and more intelligent landshark. “…what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It’s really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks, and that’s all.”
So I managed to do another Jaws meme for you! It is not shark-specific but I think it works ヾ(´▽｀;)ゝ
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