here’s an idea. Lestat in this day and age,,, decides to well .. Buy a vibrator and then absolutely adores it and is like “Louis please try this!” And then Louis ofc shuts the door in his face. He gets like 7 more of varying shapes and sizes and speeds. (Lestats a fucking hoe and we all know it)

♛*laughs* My, what a vivid imagination you have, anonyme! Wouldn’t you just love to know what’s in our toy boxes… BOXES, plural. 

My passion for new technology is no secret. I’ll take “hoe” as a compliment, as I am an avid connoisseur of pleasure in all its forms.

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Could we maybe send in asks but RP them to be vampires and have Louis and Lestat respond maybe? Si vous plait? Pretty please with sprinkles on top?

Lestat (♛) and Louis (♠) are always available for asks, from anyone!

^______^

Since they’ve been doing this awhile now, they have some advice for Asking the Right Questions:

  • Be clear who your message is directed to. If you don’t specify, or you send it to both, they’ll decide if they want to answer together or let one handle it. 
  • Show yer face! If you are asking them something as an RPer, coming off anon would help so they can browse your archive to get an idea of your muse first.
  • Anon RPers – you’ll have to inform them that your muse is a vampire if it is. It can be as easy as “{Mary Sue, vampire for 15 years}” 
  • You can flirt with them, but don’t expect the feeling to be automatically mutual. 
  • These are Ask-only interactions. You can send followup asks, but they are unlikely to reply to any responses on the original ask. This is a policy that they (and the mun) decided on so as not to play favorites, but there are exceptions to every rule, so it might happen ;]
  • Reminder: Lestat’s birthday is 11/7… do with that information what you will.
  • …btw, they have old asks that they still haven’t answered yet, which take more consideration due to sensitive or complicated topics, but those asks haven’t been forgotten! Just so you know, those kinds of asks tend to take longer.

PSA

alvadee:

Ummm since I gained *checks activity* like 30 new followers in the last 24h because of that sketch post (what’s up with that btw??), I’d like to remind y’all that

 I have an art only blog >>> larissa-manderbach.tumblr.com 

you can follow if you don’t want to deal with my random all at once blogging style, marilyn posts and other personal bullshit. 

Thank you for the attention, folks!

[^Lestat by @alvadee! I commissioned it, this artist is lovely to work with, go follow!]

Lestat, (if I can call you that..) I am completely new to this world you speak of, but am so very amazed with it. I am a very big fan, just letting you know… Completely new to all this, it opens my imagination and now I know.. Sincerely, –Jo

♛Well hello, fresh blood… how lovely to gain such an avid fan so quickly, it’s as if you merely opened the door and fell at my feet *smiles* I could get used to this level of adoration.

You all know my name. It’s an acceptable way to get my attention, at least at first, but I also love terms of endearment… see if you’re inspired to make me a new one *winks*

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@hellyeah-theoffice:

When the deposed queen of Egypt emails you directly asking for help, you help! 

#the real story behind #Queen of the Damned #he’s not proud of how he handled that ex girlfriend situation #live n learn amirite? #or not #OH WELL

i-want-my-iwtv:

cloudsinvenice:

What Lestat and Louis did for Hallowe’en. 

*DYING*

superhiki:

Commission for @laurasking! Two tricksters facing off is risky, ain’t it?

@radiatorfromspace our fandoms collided! *u*