Earthquakes. Humanity’s oldest foe. Right up there with snakes, fire, and other humans when it comes to things that will definitely probably kill you some day. Which is why you need one of these terrifying earthquake-proof beds. In the event of a quake, your conspicuously massive four-poster will simply swallow you up whole, letting you get back to sleeping while the world itself shatters around you.
I think Louis is the better carrier, very little sagging.
I agree! But Louis is carrying Yvette, she has a name, she’s someone precious, who he loved, someone he cared about and who cared about him (they might have even grown up together on the plantation ;A;) Someone who ended up being dinner and he feels so much guilt about it (“This place is cursed. Damned! And yes your master is the Devil!”) that he’s about to burn down his house and himself in it, too, hopefully ending this living hell.
Lestat, on the other hand, is just taking out the trash.
PS. Brad Pitt and Thandie Newton were dating IRL during filming *u*
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