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Lestat: I came out here tonight to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.
[7:08:47 PM] Burnadette dpdL: Lestat does fuck the world
[7:08:51 PM] Burnadette dpdL: with his terrible music
☤ What do you have in common with your muse? Also, what would you ask your muse if you were allowed just one question? And not, Make me a vampire, dammit! We all know he doesn’t like being asked for that.
ooc; UHH, FOR ANOTHER THING IN COMMON, I guess we both say “I see” a lot? DOES THAT COUNT? Well, and we’re perfectionists.
I’d not ask to be made a vampire anyway. I’d make a horrible vampire. I catch and release flies because I’m incapable of killing literally anything.
I’d probably ask him to bone Lestat in front of me, tbh.
fanart by garama/permanentglitter (hope u don’t mind I changed the dialogue!)
Who cares? Kingdoms rise and fall. Just don’t burn the paintings in the Louvre, that’s all.
Lestat (via jardinsalvaje)
Lestat: Louis, that line was partially for y-
Louis: I DON’T FUCKING BURN EVERYTHING GODAMMIT LESTAT *smacks him hard across the face and leaves room dramatically*
Now matter how hard you ship Louis and Lestat you will never ship Louis and Lestat as hard as Lestat does.
Truth. And I ship ‘em pretty damn hard.
*casually drops this in here* by garama/permanentglitter
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In The Queen of the Damned Lestat did appear on film so if vampires can have photos taken I will bet you $20 Lestat eventually adapts to take surprise selfies with Louis, then put them all together to make a half-assed video using Windows Movie Maker with the music being A Thousand Years by Christina Perri. He forces Louis to watch it with him.
He’s so damn pleased with himself.
He doesn’t just do this to Louis. Let us not speak about last Christmas.
The coven submits to participating in Lestat’s “films” to avoid his tantrums at any resistance. The finished products are occasionally humorous if only bc it’s obvious that he’s the only one really having fun.
Of course his collection of surveillance footage is a different story…
People make jokes about Twilight and what Edward does when Bella is on her period but during the vampire chronicles by Anne Rice in Memnoch the Devil that literally happens and nobody says a thing
Cause we are trying to forget it.
mon dieu we are trying SO HARD to forget this… and even worse, this is probs not the first time Lestat has done it, and he’s probs not the first vampire to try it.
We shared secrets—dark and horrid things she kept even from him. She was ever my evil twin when she slipped her little hand into mine. I believe in those joined atrocities she found the ultimate reason and strength to raise the knife to my throat and slash it, one demon to another.
L&L – Average Night in the 21st Century
AWWWW such feels! your whore of a mistress omg.
I-want-my-IWTV 
Louis, stretched out on the sofa, hardly deigned to look up from his book. “Lestat, we are in the same house, twenty messages an hour of emoticons and ‘Say Yes to the Dress’ commentary hardly seems worth it.”
"Aha! So you have been getting my texts!” Lestat exclaimed. “And ignoring them, you cruel prick.” Then he gasped when he saw that the device in question was sitting right beside Louis’ elbow- in a sad state indeed. A spider web of cracks splayed across the screen. “What do you do- see that I’ve texted and just throw the phone across the room?”
"You know I do not.” The fact of the matter was Louis was just a god-awful texter. A message would chime into his phone and Louis would stop momentarily to read it, think “I’ll get to this later” and then carry on with whatever he was doing- utterly forgetting about the message for days sometimes. It was infuriating to all trying to get in contact with him. Funny that the person it seemed to affect the most was the very same person who could get a hold of him literally at any time of the night with a mere shout down the hall.
“I just bought this for you though!” Lestat snatched up the cracked android and held it in Louis’ face.
Louis swatted him away, “I’m more of an iphone user anyway.”
“Why- because Armand owns Apple now after Steve Jobs?” Lestat joked.
The wicked glint in Louis’ eyes from over the top of his book spoke volumes. And they say I’m a brat!
“Fine!” Lestat went for his coat. “I’ll go out and support your whore of a mistress’ growing empire. But you’re getting the pink one, and you won’t like it, Louis. You won’t like it at all!” Lestat slammed the door and Louis waited until the furious footsteps could no longer be heard on their cobblestone walkway before picking up his phone.
New Message To: Lestat
thanx luv you’re the best ❤