If youre in the company of a vampire you dont know what are your statistical odds of dying/unknowingly donating blood?

That entirely depends on the unfamiliar vampire you’re with! 

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[memeything by vampiredevelopment]

There are a ton of different kinds of vampires out there but the scariest by far are probably those from I Am Legend or 30 Days of Night, they can’t be reasoned with at all and they don’t care if it’s a painful death either btw. So you are definitely gonna die if you meet them. 

Ricean vampires: Your survival/blood donation odds depend on the vampire, their hunger-level, and their style of getting blood. 

For example:

  • Lestat can take a little drink from anyone and not kill, but when he kills he aims for major evildoers (”They’re easier, and they taste better!” so says movie!Lestat), but he does slip up and kill innocents from time to time so you should still be careful.
  • Marius also goes for evildoers. Are you an evildoer? It has to be lots of evil, irredeemable evil. Not just minor evil. So don’t worry about him. 
  • Louis kills indiscriminately so if he’s hunting and he finds you, well you are SOL. Unless you can talk with him a little, if he gets to know you, he can’t kill ya ;]
  • Armand used to go for those who wanted to die already but how much of that was his inspiring that desire in them or they had been wanting it already is up for debate.
  • Daniel um, idk…. I would assume also goes for evildoers…
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forlorn-in-silence:

*sigh*

coldinhumanity:

reneremade:

Bishonen steals aging bobby hill

//are comments even necessary at this point or have we reached the point where it’s obvious

LESTAT NO BAD VAMPIRE *hits w/ rolled up newspaper* PUT THAT BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

What’s the biggest tip you would give newbie vampires?

merciful-death:

Ask my muse for advice on or off anon.

Absorb into yourself the world around you, because time will soon replace it with something else.  Places shall always remain the same beneath it all, but mortal acquaintances, simple aesthetics, and the way that humanity moves within it will always die and be replaced with something else.  Enjoy all that you can.

dellabop:

Victorian glass casket; child’s

“She
wanted a coffin of her own now, which left me more wounded than I would let her
see…

We were
to go to the coffinmaker’s. A play, a tragedy in one act: I to leave her in his
little parlor and confide to him in the anteroom that she was to die. Talk of
love, she must have the best, but she must not
know;
and the coffinmaker, shaken with the tragedy of it, must make it for her,
picturing her laid there on the white satin, dabbing a tear from his eye
despite all the years…

`But
why must she die?’ he begged me, as if I were God who ordained it. `Her heart,
she cannot live,’ I said, the words taking on for me a peculiar power, a
disturbing resonance.

…And
there the coffin lay in our bedroom, where she watched it often by the hour
when it was new, as i
f the
thing were moving or alive or unfolded some mystery to her little by little, as
things do which change. But she did not sleep in it. She slept with me.”

– Louis de Pointe du Lac, Interview with the Vampire