I’m scared everyone seems to hate the book. Also they say that it’s like a bunch of fanfics put together like whaaaaat? (Also OMG Armand x Louis 💗? Don’t make start Anne, just don’t)

I haven’t had much chance to read it myself, but from what I’ve heard/read, YES. It’s a Frankenstein-monster-esque collection of the worst fanfic ideas you can imagine. It seems like some of the ideas are direct responses to questions AR has gotten over the years, like (NOT the questions of i-want-my-iwtv​):

  • Why don’t the vampire dicks work?
  • Why can’t they have babies? Twilight vampires can.
  • Why don’t they ever get married?
  • Tell me more about Benji and Sybelle they are so adorable! 
  • What about SCIENCE? What would it be like to get vampire samples in a lab and analyze them?
  • Did Akasha have any kids while she was human?
  • Can someone else be Queen of the Damned? Maharet and Mekare are LAME. 

Armand x Louis… well… Armand will always have a thing for Louis, bc well, who doesn’t? The way Armand is now… not sure what Louis sees in him, but perhaps I’ll find out as I read the heartbreaking work of staggering genius that is PL. 

amadeo-child-of-the-renaissance:

// Do you know what’s sad?

With every other fandom it’s like:
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With the Vampire Chronicles it starts like this:

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turns to this in the middle of the third book:

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and ends with this:

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THIS IS RELEVANT on this, the day of the dropping of the latest VAMPIRE CHRONICLE.