
Lindsay: Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe work should be fun, and you try to crush people’s spirits.
Episode 1×15 “Staff Infection”
Oh Lestat and Louis. They’re a regular Jack Lemmon and Walther Matthau.

Lindsay: Well, you and I have different management styles. I believe work should be fun, and you try to crush people’s spirits.
Episode 1×15 “Staff Infection”
Oh Lestat and Louis. They’re a regular Jack Lemmon and Walther Matthau.
ooc; Every now and then, I rediscover this video, and I never regret it ever.
+9001 to whoever made it.
Will someone please pass me the fucking asparagus? – Lester Burnham, Interview with America’s Beautiful Vampire

G.O.B.: So you came back here to hide like a child.
Michael: What are you doing locked in my office, exactly?
G.O.B.: Hiding from a child. Big difference.
Episode 3×02 “For British Eyes Only
Louis is hiding from Claudia, obviously.

♥u♥ omg wowww!! 1,000 is a real milestone! I am quite honored to be #1,000.
I have a burning need to add the book inserts when the fanart captures it so perfectly ❤
Special commission fanart just for me ;u; I am enormously grateful, what a gift. I’ll come up with a good request, worthy of your skillz, and submit to your askbox.

Neil Jordan, murder advisor.
The ending of this novel is beyond dumb. It makes you wonder how these Vampires even lived to be as old as they are. They decide they need a ruler so they adopt a Vampire monarchy complete with Lestat as ruler based solely on everyone knowing who he is. Mind you, this is the same Vampire who hates rules, the same Vampire who was dumb enough to turn his powerful body over to a human he just met, the same Vampire who turned his body over to a lab ran by Vampires he just met, allowed them to take DNA samples from him and inject him with drugs, and was just suicidal at the beginning of the book and has shown suicidal tendencies in the past. THIS is who every last Vampire is trusting their very existence to, this suicidal hamburger brained moron called Lestat.
ooc; My favorite part of a review for PL on Amazon. (via merciful-death)

Neil Jordan, certified vampire therapist.
That first one, though. That is amazing. Louis is like “he’s not getting it.” And Daniel is smoking and thinking “JFC I HEAR YOU OKAY. I’m just thinking maybe you’re wrong.”
Neil Jordan, certified vampire therapist.