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what if hannibal told cheesy jokes instead of implying cannibalism?
The Vampire Lestat would appreciate the hell out of those jokes, that’s what.
[Based on these tags, we need more fic for this crossover. PLZKTHNXAUREVOIR]
#hannicrack #cannibal puns #The Hannibal’s sausage #I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS CONCEPT #jfc #what sihtis crsossover?? #what is this #it’s strange and fantastic at the same time #i really wanna see what would happen if they crossed paths #lestat would be laugh at everything #i know
Okay but like how do vampires suck dick?
i-want-my-iwtv where is that “those are the real questions” meme i think we need it here
Fuck, marry, kiss: the Venetian Threesome; Marius, Armand, and Bianca?
FUCK, MARRY, KISS. SEND ME 3 NAMES.
Fuck: Oh, mon Dieu. Do I have to pick one? Bianca.
Marry: Marius. But that’s very, very messed up–just so we’re clear.
Kiss: Armand. With a chair. To his face.
reblogged your photoset and added:
I just ordered Only Lovers and What We Do on Netflix so I can do a double-feature. Which one should I watch first?
Both sets of of vampires could probably benefit from find amusement in this book:
I saw OLLA first, and then months later, WWDitS. I think that was an acceptable order, because OLLA is aesthetically more serious, but still has humor and sweetness to it. WWDitS is very touching at times, and largely more humorous. The documentary style of the latter also gives it an earnest kind of charm *u*
They both deal with the usual vampiric existential concerns and they both have different takes on vampire physiology/mythology (in at least one major way OLLA vampires are fragile in a way that WWDitS vampires are not), and the rules of vampiring in general. I don’t think either really usurps the other in these categories.
In a way, (and aside from their different rules), I think the vampires from both could exist in the same universe, so it doesn’t really matter which order you see their stories in, as they could be existing simultaneously ;]
This movie was shot in Wellington!!
This movie was also released there first and my jealousy as I waited in the US for it – for a LONG TIME – was quite enormous.
This movie (and Only Lovers Left Alive, at the other end of the emotional spectrum) was the VC movie we’ve been waiting for. It had humor, seriousness, vampire physiology… it was a whole package of awesome.
I hear that they’re considering doing a werewolf-centered sequel, “What We Do in the Moonlight.”
To my embarrassment, I still haven’t seen it! Despite knowing a couple of people involved! And my mom telling me “oh you’ll love it, it’s very ~Wellington~*”
But I loved Only Lovers Left Alive when I finally saw it recently, so I will certainly take your rec.
*she means “very hipster” – she lives in Wellington too, but wouldn’t call herself “very ~Wellington~”, that’s her phrase for me and my friends with our hip arts.
You should see it. Sounds like your mom got it right, btw, very ~vampires~ in ~Wellington~ 😉
Please share your thoughts on OLLA. In a new post, or message me, if you prefer. Wasn’t it beautiful and also Ava=Claudia, Y/Y?
winter looks: wearing a blanket over your shoulders like an aging king and looking over your kingdom with weary malaise
Movie Meal Recreations
Interview with the Vampire, 1994
A sad slice of ham and like 10 grapes. Optional – two butter knives to eat this mistake.
#Nailed it.
adirotynd: OH MY GOD tvc iwtv I never actually noticed jesus christ these fucking no wonder everyone KNEW y’all were goddamn DEAD ‘yes tonight I think we’ll have two (2) slices of ham and maybe some grapes but only a few’ ‘grapes go with ham right it’s been so long since I tasted anything but the blood of the innocent I can’t rly lol jk’ ‘I meant I just love grapes with ham it’s my fave dish I wrap the grapes in the ham’ and no wonder Yvette was practically in tears she’s over there like Red on OItNB ‘I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FOOD’
I-want-my-IWTV 