I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???
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So this happened, it’s so accurate!
Hahaha yes
OKAY WOW why was i not informed?? The dash did a thing omg hahaha.

So I’m at the Whole Foods store and a truck pulls up with the a statue of Akasha from the movie “Queen of the Damned”…
YOUR QUEEN DEMANDS GLUTEN-FREE ALL NATURAL PROBIOTIC NON-GMO BLOOD SACRIFICE and also some of those yummy hipster checkout ppl w/ the pretty hair and pictures on their skins, they are so cute omg!
In IWTV (the book) there’s this women named Babette (I think that’s her name) and it’s been a while since I’ve read the book and I was thinking of her character. Did Louis have “feelings” for her? Did Lestat kill her? Whats her story?
Babette Freneire: “Although Claudia is the main gal in Louis’s life, Babette serves as sort of a prelude. She’s one of a gaggle of sisters (and one brother) on a nearby plantation. Louis describes her as “not only as smart as her brother, but far wiser” (1.180). When said brother is killed by Lestat, Louis urges Babette to defy the gender norms of the time and take over the plantation herself.
[S p o i l e r s b e l o w]
“She does. And she is very successful. But there’s always a rub: Babette knows that Louis is some sort of supernatural creature, and she thinks he’s from the devil. She tells him this when his plantation, Pointe du Lac, is burned. Hearing that this woman who he loves from a distance, and who tries to help him, also thinks he’s a demon, he starts to hate himself even more. We didn’t even know that was possible.
Louis gets out of her life, but later he hears that "Babette had died young, insane, restrained finally from wandering toward the ruins of Pointe du Lac, insisting she had seen the devil there and must find him” (1.575). No wonder Louis hates himself. Everything he touches seems to crumble and fall apart.“
*tips mic* thank you for joining me this evening. this song is called, I never express my feelings so this is what it’s like inside of me. *screams for 12 hours*

You’ve been one of my favorite people of 2014. Send this to everyone who has had an impact however big or small on your life this year (っ◕‿◕)っ♥*:・゚✧!!
Awwww thank u ♥! The feels are mutual *u*

You’ve definitely made my fandom experience SO much richer w/ your beautiful writing.
(you can pretend that’s Nicki/Louis in the gif there, hehehe…)







