Anne Rice in the early 2000s: Don’t write Vampire Chronicles fan fiction!
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Texas Man Shouts “Fuck the Vampires,” Jumps Into Castle and Is Killed By Vampires
Bram Stoker (via incorrectdraculaquotes)
ooc: tbh. I want L&L wedding in BP, but I want it to be interrupted. Would it continue in the end? *shrugs cuz i’m not Anne Rice*
Priest/Officiant: “If anyone present has any reason why these two should not be wed in holy matrimony, speak now or -”
Everyone raises a hand, the objections are heard (it takes an hour to get through them all), and promptly disregarded.
We believe that Louis de Pointe du Lac was vital to the advancement of fire safety and practices throughout the world.
Praise him.
[fanart by garama]
Sometimes I remember how Lestat was throughout the entire Vampire Chronicles and I just
PrincessLestat summed up in a single gif.
mortcharmant: #The Brat Prince;; #[ My favourite gif in my folder ] #[ It’s just the embodiment of Monsieur Prissypants de Lioncourt ]
Totes agreed here. It’s like, “I can’t eat these grapes, but I wouldn’t even if I could bc JFC WHY IS LOUIS BEING SO DIFFICILE EVERYONE ELSE LOVES ME”
Plus, not pictured, the reason why they even bothered to pretend to eat dinner was Lestat’s – conveniently blind – dad.
I-want-my-IWTV 