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the Village Voice called Lestat a glory-hog.

madmenandmayhem:

feministlestat:

madmenandmayhem:

feministlestat:

i-want-my-iwtv:

Anne Rice: please please please DO NOT crossover the VC w/ the Wolf Gift. If I had only one wish for this new book, it would be that one.

Inspired by and made for Laviniaspeaks, in the style of Allie Brosh’s amazing Hyperbole and a Half

what
she’s talking about doing it????

she kinda talked about new supernatural creatures(?????)

fuck

(i havent even read the wolf gift do you think i should??)

idk i haven’t even read all the books in the vampire chronicles i’m probably not gonna do it

Even if you’ve read all the VC, this new one is sort of an off-shoot, it happens after Queen of the Damned (#3) (maybe after Tale of the Body Thief (#4), too) but before Memnoch the Devil (#5)(i think). So you’d only have to read 1-3. 

She did threaten new supernatural creatures. It’s possible. Wurwulves are a very real danger. Brace yourself.

The Decision Making Process of Lestat de Lioncourt

redundantthinking:

  1. Will the thing desired boost his ego to new levels?
  2. Will he still be the prettiest prince in the room?
  3. Will this, in someway, piss Louis off?

That’s it.

That’s how he does it.

#Accurate

I’m not saying it’s aliens but… ALIENS

merciful-death:

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ooc: What voice? o.o

ooc; The synopsis of the new Vampire Chronicles book includes some shit about “THE VOICE” commanding vampires around the world to become pyromaniacs

Meanwhile Lestat’s being emo somewhere while Louis, Armand, Sybelle, and Benji live a happy life in New York City where Benji apparently has a “vampire radio station” (where there’s obviously hours of Sybelle on the piano, then eons of Louis going on about the horrors of immortality, followed by the sounds of Armand slaughtering a thousand men, and then Anne breaking the fourth wall to bash every other authors’ vampires).

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE—Anne’s including “seductive new creatures” which apparently are not her werewolves (thank the gods) but might possibly be aLIENS??  then it turns into american horror story asylum: vampire edition

I feel like there are going to be so many good memes that spawn from it, on the bright side?

I’m not saying it’s aliens but… ALIENS

“Everyone hates Lestat,” my next album.

monsieur-le-rockstar (via merciful-death)

Track listing:

1. I’m Too Pretty for this Bullshit, Louis

2. Shut Up and Let Me Explain 

3. Shut Up and Let Me Explain (Saving the World remix)

4. Doing the Thing, in Your Face, All Night Long

5. Oops I Did it Again (Britney Spears cover)

6. Love is a Battlefield (w/ Kanye West)

7. Armand has a Crush on Me (w/ the American Boys Choir)

8. Cleaning out my Closet (Eminem cover)

9. My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up) (Fallout Boy Cover)

10. Don’t Question My Brilliance