Coven reactions to IWTV!Lestat vs QotD!Lestat
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wut you havent watched tqotd lol i wish i hadnt (no matter how bad you think it is, it’s way worse and it cannot be unseen) (although the adult beverages will help) i just thought you would have watched it
LADY I HAVE TRIED to watch it. It’s on lots of channels every Halloween, not that it’s a particularly Halloween-y movie, I guess vampires=Halloween enough for the people who choose what movies to play when.
I have seen alot of it just flipping channels in Octobers, and it just… YOU clearly know that it’s a trainwreck. We all know. It’s the movie I immediately cite when someone asks me what the worst movie is. Siiiigh.
Textsfromthevampire Does good stuff with it, tho.
imagine lestat doesnt wake up in the 80s
he sleeps another 20 ish years and wakes up in the 2000s
imagine lestat joining an emo band
imagine shirts for his band selling at hot topic
This is pretty much what happened in the movie version of Queen of the Dammed
#Always reblog VC synopsis
I recite this every time I’m standing in the kitchen with a tragic, dark-haired, green-eyed beauty gazing up at me and wailing his heart out.
Sarcasm doesn’t work on cats, but I still do it.
VC fandom glommed onto this metaphor thing!
Lestat: [sucks blood from the vampire queen and causes shit]
Marius: Lestat what the fuck did I tell you about-
Lestat: It’s a metaphor.
Marius: What.
Lestat: You put the killer queen between your teeth-
Marius: No.
Lestat: but you don’t give her the power to do the killing.
Marius: You’re only alive because she likes you, you piece of shit.
Lestat: A metaphor.
Marius: People are dead.
… I’m scared.
Shhhh, here, have a fanart of Armand cuddling Louis & Daniel (from a scene in Queen of the Damned) by Garama. This would probably be their reaction to the news of “Prince Lestat,” too, lol.
for example: QUEEN OF THE DAMNED
Watching Queen of the Damned when you have read the books
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Lestat: AKASHA
Armand: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING
Lestat: I don’t know…
I love this for reasons. FOR REASONS.
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#why are you confused here#you with all your wisdom should know what Lestat’s doing with that Violin#You’re like the most paranoid vampire of the bunch#how#the hell#did you not see this coming
#i’m literally reblogging for the commentary#vampire chronicles
I can hardly bear to watch this movie but this commentary is very accurate so I’m on board and #i’m literally reblogging for the commentary, too.
I-want-my-IWTV 