wicked-felina:

nevernotlikelove:

rinithereject:

rabbitclaw:

theheromasterofdragons:

obviouslypancake:

mimiloverfox:

mathtsundere:

madicanhandleit:

aliciiaspinnet:

lilypxtter:

English: I love you
Slovak : Milujem ťa
Finnish: Panisin
Slovenian: Ljubim te
Danish: Jeg elsker dig
Portuguese: Amo-te
Tagalog: Kantotan tayo
Punjabi: Panchod chup kar
Somali: Dhillo iska amus
Arabic: انتا حمار
Spanish: quiero que te ahogues con mi pene
Bangla: Tumi ekta kuthar bacha
Indonesian : Aku cinta kamu
Hindi: Mein ghadhe ka bacha hoon
Pashto: spey pashante khkarey
Urdu: Mujhay tum say mohabbat hai
Tamil: Po da mairu pudungi
Malayalam: Patti kazhuda de mone
Kannada: Nind tale nal gobra thumbide
Telugu: Nee muddilo manta petta
Azeri: Seviram Sani
Russian: иди на хуй (idi na houy)
Bosnian: Mrš u pičku materinu
Marathi: Mi tula prem karate/karato
Kurdish: Ez te hezdikhem
Chinese: 你是个混蛋
Greek: είσαι μαλάκας (ise malakas)
German: Opfere mir dein Erstgeborenes
Swedish: Ät min röv
Romanian: Te iubesc
Norwegian: Jeg elsker deg
Polish : Kocham cię
French : je veux m’étouffer sur ta bite
Lithuanian: Aš myliu tave
Korean: 사랑해 (sa rang hae)
Hungarian: szeretlek
Dutch: Blijf met je vieze tengels van mijn fiets af
Italian: sei un caga coglioni
Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך
Estonia: Ma armastan sind
Latvina: Es tevi mīlu
Croatian: volim te
Japanese: あなたのチンコと遊びたいです。
Latin: amo te
Turkish: Seni seviyorum

the tag thing is strong with this 

chOKS

THE FRENCH
@inversed–mel
@mimiloverfox

Oh no god…

Now I wanna know what all the other means

Dutch says “get your dirty hands off my bike” hahahaha xD

Polish is correct, and German means give me your firstborn, please no wtf??? I’ll add Irish (Gaeilge) “Ba mhaith liom bás tú”

no it says sacrifice your firstborn to me

The Tamil one says something along the lines of “fuck off you wanker”

@fragiledewdrop

Holy shit the Greek one tho 😂