Interview With The Vampire
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I just had to tell my daughter “that’s enough” while she was trying to suck down all of my drink and I feel like a vamp mom
Lol adorable! Well you know it tastes better bc it’s yours, that’s just science ;D
Best tasting food/drink is ranked in this order:
- Good – Free food
- Better – Free food at a party
- Even Better – Free food from your parent (or loved one)
- Best – Free food from your parent (or loved one) at a party
Gonna reblog an oldie from the archive for you bc of this ask…
VC Characters as John Mulaney Quotes
Lestat: I’m really sorry about last night. It’s just that I’m really mean and loud. It probably will happen again.
Lestat (to Louis): This is an on-fire garbage can…could be a nursery.
Lestat(about Gabrielle): Gabrielle is my best friend in the world, and I give her a million kisses a day. She does not like me and barks at me and bites me all day long.
Gabrielle: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.
Louis: I was raised Catholic. I’m not sure if you can tell that from the EVERYTHING about me.
Daniel: Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.
Armand: *pointing to chest* I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.
Marius: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
David: Everybody get out of my way! I just wanna sit here and feed my birds.
Nicolas: I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of that exhaustion.
Claudia: I am very small, and I have no money. You can imagine the kind of stress I’m under.
Santino: We go into the church and I was like “I got this under control.” And then I got schooled because they introduced a bunch of new shit.
Khayman: Too old to be a duckling! Quack quack!
Claudia asked Louis, not you. [X]
[from Ramona Marquez in this Outnumbered scene she is very Claudia omg]
Omg two of my favorite fandoms came together…THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!
I KNEW SMNE EVENTUALLY WOULD APPRECIATE THIS FOR THE SOURCE MATERIAL!
I sent my parents the gif with Claudia dancing and underneath it said *Princess* in pink. My parents wonder what I got into. Help.
Send them this one.
Lestat: Oh, don’t worry about me. My dreams were shattered a long time ago.
Claudia: How many years ago?
Lestat: How old are you?
bonch I see ur tags. lestat definitely loves pink
YASSSS Lestat totes swoons over pink. I’m gonna reblog some of my collected pink Lestat stuff in your honor RIGHT NOW bc whatever whatever I do what I want.
^Claudia wasn’t mentioned but I rarely get to use this gif and the font is in pink, so it counts as part of a professional response from a professional fancy blogger such as myself, with the quality and candor you have all come to expect from such an eloquent and magnanimous person as such, that I, in fact, am. (Yours truly is a more than a little extra sugar high today btw)
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