Actor: line
Me: no
Actor: line please?
Me: no
Actor: LINE. PLEASE.
Me: YOUR LINE IS NO.
Tag Archives: the Vampire Lestat
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you see a drawing on your dash. it’s a conventionally attractive blond man doing sexual things with a conventionally attractive brown-haired man. you have no idea what pairing it is. it is every pairing. it is no pairing at all.

#OMG IT WORKS #How to make a post a VC post [fanart by DrKav)
- Louis’ fangs are SO filthy, he’s eaten like 16 rats on the way to this sewer
- well u is about to be told anyways so get out your notebook
- It’s a catchy tune, try it yourself
- for no creatures under god are as we are, none so like him *as ourselfs*
- thats only going to encourage more singing jfc Louis have u learned nothing?
- [what is this “no” word? i am going to ignore it.]
- worse than the Macarena.
- he’s not sorry.
Hey there, Mr. Filthy Fangs. When life gets you down do you wanna know what you’ve gotta do?♫Just keep killing. Just keep killing. Just keep killing, killing, killing. What do we do? We kill, kill.♫

oh lestat, you deserved everything that’s ever happened to you. you better not die. You might actually go to HELL.
takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:
GTA Vice City : San Francisco Edition – A slight recut of the final scene
YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT, HOW THE HELL DOES LESTAT KNOW HOW TO DRIVE??? DID HE HAVE TO GO TO DRIVERS’ ED? DID HE MAKE LOUIS TEACH HIM? HOW DID LOUIS LEARN? CAN ANY OF THEM DRIVE? DAVID, GABRIELLE AND LESTAT ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT DO IN THE BOOK, OH MY GOSH I NEED TO KNOW.
Well somewhere in the series – I think TVL? – Lestat says that vampiring makes learning things much faster, he learned to read and write just by watching the transcriber do it for him long enough. Same with technology and modern inventions.
In movie!IWTV, he was watching Daniel from the backseat for at least a mile or two before they got on the bridge.

high-priest-of-loki and satan-conduit-le-bal have so many Vampire Chronicles domestic headcanons, so I decided to surprise them with my own
Lestat insists on matching t-shirts. Louis…somewhat humors him.

Marius: “To be godless is probably the first step to innocence, to lose the sense of sin and subordination, the false grief for things supposed to be lost.”
Lestat: “So by innocence you mean not an absence of experience, but an absence of illusions.”
Marius: “An absence of need for illusions. A love of and respect for what is right before your eyes.”
I was just wondering, were we ever told—in the VC books, I mean—where Lestat grew up when he was mortal? I know it was in a Village, but other than that, I’m clueless. Like, what country or state was it in?
“In the winter of my twenty-first year, I went out alone on horseback to kill a pack of wolves.This was on my father’s land in the Auvergne in France, and these were the last decades before the French Revolution.” – The Vampire Lestat





















