cRIES LOUDLY
Update: this guy is ridiculous and I’m with i-want-my-iwtv when I say I’d eat my hat to see him as Lestat.
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Oh lord help me lestat is as helpless as a newborn after body switching, tripping on carpets, messing his pants, binging on chocolate and already half dead from a sickness. Just wanna squish his cheeks and feed him hot soup abububu
“I’ve watched two-year-old humans with interest for centuries. They’re miserable. They rush about, fall down, and scream almost constantly. They hate being human! They know already that it’s some sort of dirty trick.
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– Lestat, Tale of the Body Thief
[fanart by sheepskeleton] <– Edit! I had the credit wrong! Sorries!
‘Course I can drive a truck. Sure, you got your steering and your gas and your brake and, of course, this metal, uh, looking… thing. Okay, so it was a bumper car at Coney Island, but it’s the same basic principle.
for annabellioncourt and takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever bc of THIS
#FANFIC RAQUAST from obsessional-ram! tbh I think its pretty funny as-is but hey just throwing it out there
kissingandsnugglingdeadthings:
…. I would still eat my own goddamn hat to see Martin Rolinski as Lestat.
^DITTO. I would eat several hats. Top hats even.
takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:
Just vampiry things : being a bitch when it’s necessary… or unnecessary.
When in doubt, always ask yourself… what would Lestat do?
He’d probably fuck up.
Seems legit.
more like What would Lestat NOT do?
I-want-my-IWTV 