I’m all sorts of behind and mixed up by day 4 was vampires! Had a hard time picking out my favorite vampire.
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Work Sucks
Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi’s new movie, ‘What We Do in the Shadows,’ is a lot better than their vampire workplace sitcom from the ’90s.
One of my favorite vampires. I’m not joking.
(The movie is SO GOOD as long as you ignore the last 15-20 minutes.)
I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???
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Maven of the Eventide: Vampire Reviews: Interview with the Vampire
And now for something slightly different. If, by any chance, my fandom missed it, then my fandom may find it entertaining and informative. Maven did more of these vampire reviews. And she’s always insightful, eloquent, and very entertaining.
Why are vampires so cute?
It’s for giving you a false sense of security.
Honey, stop telling me I’m cute. I’m a creature of the night. I’m supposed to scare civilians. [X by takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever]
I’m doing an erotic dance for my friends and you ruined it. I was in the zone. My friends were loving it.
I could imagine this as Pandora when she’s with Azim in qotd and rips a young man’s head half off.
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