lestat: i’m just going to–
marius: don’t
lestat: fuck this up as well
marius: lestat no
lestat: sorry can anyone else hear that noise
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To be honest, that summary of TOTBT is pretty much every book Lestat is in.
Well yeah, but we love it. We must love it, bc we keep coming back for more. We’re all dying to read the new book, awful or not, it’s bound to be more of Lestat Doing the Thing. With fabulosity.
Tale of the Body Thief: A Summary
Subtitle (compliments of merciful-death): lestat acts a fool and fucks everything up part 9001 – the novel
Summary:
Lestat: I’m going to do the thing.
Louis and David: That is a terrible idea. Please don’t do the thing.
Lestat: Gonna do the thing, anyway!
Louis and David: You fucking imp.
Lestat: *does the thing* *chaos ensues* HELP ME.
Louis: You’re on your own this time. -_-
David: What did I tell you?! *helps him anyway*
Lestat: IloveyouDavid. ❤
*a little later*
David: *Enjoying being young again*
Lestat: *turns* YAY, NOW WE CAN BE BFFS ❤
#That’s exactly what happens consider yourselves all spoiled.
imagine lestat doesnt wake up in the 80s
he sleeps another 20 ish years and wakes up in the 2000s
imagine lestat joining an emo band
imagine shirts for his band selling at hot topic
This is pretty much what happened in the movie version of Queen of the Dammed
#Always reblog VC synopsis
To be fair, Lestat is actually full of WIN
what the person says : what you plan to do is horrible and will bring about nothing but pain and destruction
what lestat hears: you should totally just go for it
Forgive me for being the more optimistic one.… sometimes what Lestat ends up doing is actually marvelous and brings about joy and love (along with the pain and destruction).
#we make fun of u bc we love u, bb ♥
In essence, you’re going to hate what I do and it might hurt/destroy a bit (a lot – borderline end of the world), but you’re going to be happy about it.
#I have a tumblrcrush on this Lestat RPer #Yes #This person is perf
To be fair, Lestat is actually full of WIN
what the person says : what you plan to do is horrible and will bring about nothing but pain and destruction
what lestat hears: you should totally just go for it
Forgive me for being the more optimistic one.
… sometimes what Lestat ends up doing is actually marvelous and brings about joy and love (along with the pain and destruction).
#we make fun of u bc we love u, bb ♥
what the person says : what you plan to do is horrible and will bring about nothing but pain and destruction
what lestat hears: you should totally just go for it
VC fandom glommed onto this metaphor thing!
Lestat: [sucks blood from the vampire queen and causes shit]
Marius: Lestat what the fuck did I tell you about-
Lestat: It’s a metaphor.
Marius: What.
Lestat: You put the killer queen between your teeth-
Marius: No.
Lestat: but you don’t give her the power to do the killing.
Marius: You’re only alive because she likes you, you piece of shit.
Lestat: A metaphor.
Marius: People are dead.
My heart says yes but Louis and David and Marius and their eyebrows keep telling me No
Lestat de Lioncourt at some point, probably
[inspired by this post (via spicyshimmy)]
I’M A WOLF GAY. NOW I’M AN ACTOR GAY. NOW I’M A VAMPIRE GAY. NOW I’M A FRENCH IMMIGRANT GAY. NOW I’M A SWAMP GAY. NOW I’M A SLEEPY GAY. NO, I WILL BE A ROCKSTAR GAY. CHANGED MY MIND AGAIN. I’M A HUMAN GAY TRYING DESPERATELY TO SEDUCE AN 80 YEAR OLD GAY. MEH. MAYBE I’LL BE A SATAN GAY. I GIVE UP. I’M A SAINT GAY.
I’m actually impressed.
Is this a VC synopsis? It appears to be a VC synopsis. I am obligated to reblog VC synopsis.
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