ok but imagine louis strutting around saying lestat had it coming when he set him on fire, Chicago, Cell Block Tango style, imagine that interview no wonder daniel was so sweaty
“Have you looked in a mirror lately?”
“What’s a mirror?”
“That’s your comeback?”
“No, like- I don’t know what a mirror is because I’m a vampire.”
“Vampires can see mirrors. They can’t see reflections.”
“Hey! I may be a vampire, but I am ALSO a dumbass!”
Headcanon that sometimes when Louis and Lestat share a bed, Lestat will sleep directly on top of Louis, because of his insatiable need to be as close as physically possible, but Louis doesn’t mind because it has this sort of bittersweet nostalgic feeling of when they used to share a coffin.
“Mon cher, Lestat.” Claudia sighed with a sweet smile. “I may have left the nest but my home is with you.” Biting her lower lips she shook her head only to continue smiling. “I think of you too often and I miss you more than you think. You may be a Brat Prince now but you were mine before you were many of theirs….”