♫Put that thing back where it came from or so help me… so help me, so help me♫ – and CUT. We’re still working on it… it’s a work in progress but, hey, we need ushers!
:: weakly giggles with delight ::
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WHY THIS WOMAN WOULD RATHER READ HARRY POTTER EROTICA THAN WATCH PORN
When spoken word artist Brenna Twohy tells you that she is an unabashed devotee of all things “Potterotica” — erotic fiction based in the magical universe of Harry Potter — your response probably shouldn’t be that her taste is “unrealistic.”
Watch her full monologue here.
(Source: National Poetry Slam uploaded by Button Poetry)
Submission by matthaworthart for the What We Do In The Shadows poster competition!
YOU GUYS THE FONTS! ❤
I promised I’d never let anything happen to her.
Jan Uddin
“The hell I won’t!” – Interview with the Vampire
“The hell I’m not!” – The Vampire Lestat
“Like hell it is!” – Queen of the DamnedI think Lestat actually described each book’s plot with a slight variation of expression.
ITS CANON BITCHES
A very srs IWTV / Theatre Des Vampires Playlist
bc i am trash
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