If interested please email me at bonnstetterlaura@gmail.com, feel free to ask any questions you have there or on my blog (off anon so i can answer privately).
prices are a little tiny bit higher than before! this is so i can afford gas prices and im also working on a web comic this summer so it really helps out.
note: when emailing please be detailed with what you want, include:
-what kind of commission you want
-reference pictures or written descriptions of character(s)
– if you have any idea for a pose/situation write it down im not psychic! if you dont have any details in mind then ill take my own liberties.
RULES:
+Porn is ok but please be 18+ (even if you aren’t american and the age is lower where you live)
+if you want a more detailed background let me know and we can work something out but full back grounds will be something like 30+ extra dollars depending on complexity
+im basically open to anything but i can refuse a commission for any reason, most likely ill have too many commissions going at once and i will ask you if you’d like me to email you once i have a more open schedule.
+ pay pal only, USD only, payment due after completion unless you specify you’d like to pay before-hand.
a note on paypal:
please do not send me money as a gift, send it as a payment for goods and services and click ‘no address needed’ otherwise paypal will think im sending you something physical!
you know what i really want? a modern dudebro vampire. just a typical obnoxious straight boy in a neon tank top and cargo shorts who also happens to be a creature of the night.
“okay, dude, i’m only feeding on you ‘cause i’m starving and there aren’t any hot girls around. no homo.” “wait, you’re gonna suck my blood?” “no, i’m gonna drink your blood. i don’t suck, that’s gay. don’t make this weird, bro”
“ah, i see you’re staring pensively out the window, chad. ruminating on the curse of your newfound immortality?” “nah man, it’s just… i got, like, some flecks of blood on my adidas while i was feeding and they haven’t come out…”
“we do not drink… wine.” “okay but is beer cool? and can we still smoke weed?”
he joins a 24-hour gym because being undead and allergic to sunlight is no excuse for skipping leg day. tragic music swells as he looks over his “sun’s out guns out” tanks (he has seven of them). his coven is a fraternity. someone make this happen
Okay, hyperbeeb tagged me in the 10 Favourite Characters thing, and I decided to pick one per canon because otherwise there is a very real danger it would be nine Anne Rice characters and Tony Stark or something. Also, multiple versions of canon count as one canon, because otherwise the various Marvel and Holmes canons would get unwieldy:
1. Tony Stark; let’s get him out of the way first (MCU/616)
2. Sherlock Holmes (all the versions of canon I know except Sherlock; leaving Watson out of this kills me, especially in light of Elementary, but that’s the arbitrary rule I set up for myself)
3. Jane Watkins (Merrily Watkins series by Phil Rickman)
4. Hermione Granger (HP books/movies)
5. Arya Stark (ASOIAF/GoT)
6. Sarah Connor (all film/TV/comics incarnations of Terminator)
7. Marius (The Vampire Chronicles)
8. Roland Deschain (The Dark Tower)
9. Ykoriana (The Stone Dance of the Chameleon)
10. Astrid Magnusson (White Oleander)
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Hannibal is difficult because if you count the books as well it becomes a dead heat between TV!Hannibal and Clarice Starling. BSG is similarly tied re: Starbuck and Gaius Baltar, and for several other fandoms like Jonathan Creek, I have no clear favourite.
Awwww *u* such high compliments! Much thank. Very appreciate. THIS IS FOR YOU bc u know they totally roleplay too:
gairid‘s headcanon is the inspiration for the shoes ;]
The short answer is:
Which includes RP. You wanna RP? DO IT. We can always use more canon (and OC!) VC characters. Join in! I’m so sporadic with it, I wish I could devote more time to RP than I do but I have this daily chore thing i do called a “job,” very time-consuming, really cuts into my fandom experience grrrrrr…
I have to clarify one thing – she HAS unfortunately had issues with RP in the past; when she found out about an RP forum a few years back, she had a cease and desist letter sent out (which I remember well because one of my best friends was wrongly blamed for having instigating that) to the domain owner. So, you know, enjoy VC RP cautiously, and let’s not give her reason to change that convenient policy of ignoring fic…
“Ah, it was one of the most erotic, most savoring moments I had ever experienced. It was a brisk moment, caught in the smooth heat of the night. He was laying there, my beloved Nicolas. His long, beautiful hair was spread across the pillow, and he glowed there with an ethereal presence.
I placed myself down next to him and cupped his face; he shied away at first, but I calmed him nevertheless. I softly claimed his lips with mine, and we danced into a night of superb passion. The rest they say, is history.”
