HAVE YOU EVER SEEN “MAGNOLIA”? TOM CRUISE PLAYS THIS TOTAL DUDE-BRO SCUM BAG SELLING LESSONS ON HOW TO HOOK UP WITH WOMEN.

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i frACKIN’ LOVE “MAGNOLIA.” 

I own a copy, on DVD, the old-fashioned way, so I can lend it to ppl ❤

Is this not Lestat?: “I will not apologize for who I am. I will not apologize for what I need. I will not apologize for what I want!”

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^Actual Footage of dude-bro scumbag (well he seemed like a scumbag, only later do we find out that he’s not 100% scumbag) Lestat selling lessons to Louis on how to hook up with kill women evildoers.

[frankthemack pssst you are being summoned…]