what the person says : what you plan to do is horrible and will bring about nothing but pain and destruction
what lestat hears: you should totally just go for it
Forgive me for being the more optimistic one.
… sometimes what Lestat ends up doing is actually marvelous and brings about joy and love (along with the pain and destruction).
#we make fun of u bc we love u, bb ♥
what the person says : what you plan to do is horrible and will bring about nothing but pain and destruction
what lestat hears: you should totally just go for it
Lestat: [sucks blood from the vampire queen and causes shit]
Marius: Lestat what the fuck did I tell you about-
Lestat: It’s a metaphor.
Marius: What.
Lestat: You put the killer queen between your teeth-
Marius: No.
Lestat: but you don’t give her the power to do the killing.
Marius: You’re only alive because she likes you, you piece of shit.
Lestat: A metaphor.
Marius: People are dead.
My heart says yes but Louis and David and Marius and their eyebrows keep telling me No
Lestat de Lioncourt at some point, probably
[inspired by this post (via spicyshimmy)]
I’m actually impressed.
Is this a VC synopsis? It appears to be a VC synopsis. I am obligated to reblog VC synopsis.
So books 1-10 would become
- Lestat’s Adventures with a Progressive Family
- Lestat’s Bisexual Adventures in 18th Century France
- Lestat’s Adventures with the Queen of the Vampires
- Lestat’s Adventures as a Human
- Lestat’s Adventures with Satan
- Lestat’s Adventures in a Coma
- Lestat’s Adventures with Polyamory
- Lestat’s Adventures in the Deep South
- Lestat’s Adventures with Not Being There At All
- Lestat’s Adventures with Witches and Other Weird Shit
- Will the thing desired boost his ego to new levels?
- Will he still be the prettiest prince in the room?
- Will this, in someway, piss Louis off?
That’s it.
That’s how he does it.
#Accurate
Another typical night at the Rue Royale.
Inspired by this post by mortcharmant and merciful-death
The entire Vampire Chronicles, abridged.
#Basically
We are all on the verge of the problematic, with the VC stuff.
#Accurate #Vampires #Sexualizing killing, etc.
you little pyro
And Louis looked upon his handiwork, and he saw that it was good.
# in the beginning Louis burned the furnishings and the house
# and on the third day Louis burned his creator and the new house
# and on the sixth day Louis burned the theatre and its troupe
# and on the seventh day Louis rested
# and then after that Louis probably burned something else
# Louis de Pointe du Lac
# Interview with the Vampire
# The Vampire Chronicles
# vampires
# burning
I-want-my-IWTV 