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Louis: Must you always attack me with words?

Lestat: Do you want me to use rocks?

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annabellioncourt:

@i-want-my-iwtv do with this what you will.

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vampires-in-south-park:

Later on

South Park S03 E17: The Brown Noise

Mr. Garrison:G’night, dad 

Garrison Sr.:Good night! 

Mr. Garrison: Guess I’ll just go on up to bed now! Don’t really have any pajamas! Guess I’ll just sleep in my boxers or something! 

Garrison Sr.: Should be fin

Mr. Garrison: I’ll leave the door open a little in case you need to see me ‘bout anything! 

Garrison Sr.: Won’t be necessary! 

Mr. Garrison: I’ll just be goin’ up to bed now! Guess, guess maybe I won’t even wear those boxers! – 

Garrison Sr.: I’m not going to molest you! – 

Mr.Garrison: YOU DON’T LOVE ME! – I WANNA DIE!

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

bennettmp339:

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

destierek:

Sometimes i just hate french language, we only have 1 word for being “excited” and “horny” it sucks because when i say “je suis vraiment excitée de te voir” it DOES NOT MEAN “I WANNA FUCK YOU AGAINST A WALL” IT MEANS “I’M EXCITED TO SEE YOU BECAUSE I MISSED YOU” BUT I CAN’T USE IT ANYMORE BECAUSE PEOPLE LOOK AT ME LIKE I’M SOME KIND OF SEXUAL MANIAC WHEN I DO IT

And don’t forget that the French word that was originally used for “to kiss” (and that is one of the meanings in a dictionary) now means “to fuck.” Americans get funny looks if they don’t know that one…

Oh yes, “baiser”….

Well this is all purely educational so #necessary reblog rebagel rebaguette.

#never too early in the day for baiser

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#Another typical night at the Rue Royale.

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devilsfool:

vampchronfic:

sweet-bitsy:

Who in your OTP asks the weird questions in the middle of the night and who hits the other in the face with a pillow

Louis asks the weird questions AND is more likely to hit Lestat with a pillow. Come on, you know Lestat gives ample reason at any given moment which would earn a pillow shot.

The truly weird questions tend to happen in the wee hours before dawn. The pillow smacks happen far more often—as in, whenever a pillow is at hand.

*psssst fanfic request

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