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Claudia: I know you feel betrayed-
Lestat: Well, that’s one of the unpleasant side effects of betrayal.
Louis: I hate Lestat.
Claudia: Then you might be sending him mixed signals by making out with him.
[bed time]
Louis: Lestat told you to stay in your coffin.
Claudia: There’s a scary monster in my closet
Louis: Scarier than Lestat?
Claudia: *goes to her coffin*
Lestat: [sucks blood from the vampire queen and causes shit]
Marius: Lestat what the fuck did I tell you about-
Lestat: It’s a metaphor.
Marius: What.
Lestat: You put the killer queen between your teeth-
Marius: No.
Lestat: but you don’t give her the power to do the killing.
Marius: You’re only alive because she likes you, you piece of shit.
Lestat: A metaphor.
Marius: People are dead.
Amadeo: Just bring the master to me.
Riccardo: Well, he locked himself in the bedroom and I doubt he’ll want to speak with anyone.
Amadeo: Just tell him I said something.
Riccardo: Said what?
Amadeo: Anything factually inaccurate.
*two minutes later*
Marius to Amadeo: ‘The sky is blue because it’s reflecting the color of the ocean’?!
Lestat: So I just came from seeing Claudia.
Louis: Yeah? How’d it go?
Lestat: Well, I showed her who’s boss.
Louis: Who’d it turn out to be?
Lestat: It’s still unclear.
weird noises: happen in the wee hours
me, unaffected: the only supernatural and ominous force in this place is me and i was here first, so whatever and whoever you are you need to Go
Claudia: Is there a word that’s a mix between “sad” and “mad”?
Louis: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Lestat: Smad.
Gabrielle: Hey. This is not the time to blame Lestat.
Lestat: Thank you. Finally.
Gabrielle: There will be plenty of time to blame Lestat later, when this is resolved.
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