Louis: *sees stranger doing something stupid*
Louis: what an idiot
Louis: *realizes it’s Lestat*
Louis: wait that’s my idiot *sighs*
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“Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”
“But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!”
Premature edraculation
Daniel: I wasn’t THAT drunk last night!
Marius: You were flirting with Armand.
Daniel: So? He’s my boyfriend.
Benji: You asked him if he was single.
Marius: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.
me: your hair is so messed up haha you should , like,go look in a.. Uh…
vampire: Look in a what ?
me: uhhhhh
vampire: I want to hear you say it
Night Island headcanon III – chatting up
Lestat and Louis: *French*
Armand and Santino: *Italian*
Marius and Pandora: *Latin*
Daniel: 😐
*In IwTV when Armand is teaching Louis how to use his powers*
Louis: Armand, I have to ask you… Is this a date?
Armand: A date???? This??? A DATE??? Hahahahahahahaha
Armand: *quietly* Would you like it to be a date?
Lestat: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?
Armand: Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?
Daniel: I’m seeing someone. I didn’t know how to tell you, because I wasn’t sure –
Armand: Just rip the band-aid off, honey.
Daniel: Marius de Romanus is my companion.
Armand: Put the band-aid back on.
weird noises: happen in the wee hours
me, unaffected: the only supernatural and ominous force in this place is me and i was here first, so whatever and whoever you are you need to Go
Lestat: I like your new pants!
Louis: thanks, they were 50% off
Lestat: I’d like them a lot better if they were 100% off
Louis: the store can’t just give stuff away for free.
Lestat: that’s not what I meant
Louis: that’s a terrible way to run a business, Lestat.
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