Armand: Look, Lestat, you’re obviously upset about your fight with Louis.
David: So, we’ve called this intervention to help you out.
Lestat: I’m not upset.
Armand: … Lestat, we found you throwing rocks at old couples in the park.
Lestat: Why should they be happy?!
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The VC Fandom on FB: OH MY GOD ALIENS, ATLANTIS & VAMPIRES, IT’S THE BEST COMBO EVER, THIS BOOK IS GOING TO BE THE BEST IN THE SERIES. ANNE YOU DESERVE A NOBEL PRIZE FOR LITERATURE!! YOU’RE THE BEST WRITER EVER!!!
The VC Fandom on Tumblr: What the actual fuck Anne? Have you ever heard of an editor? We love you, but you’re scaring us here… look at us, we’re desperately clinging to the idea of mermaid vampires to cope.
Tour guide: And to the right, you can see the Vampire Chronicles fandom collectively losing its shit
Lestat: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Armand: You know, I’m not really a bracelet person.
Lestat: You don’t have to wear it.
Armand: No, I’m going to wear it forever. Back off.
Lestat: we need a plan
Louis: *raises hand*
Lestat: that DOESN’T involve arson
Louis: *lowers hand*
Intercepted text message from Lestat to Louis, co-written by @lestatthewolfkiller, inspired by this fanart by @reapersun!
I do ship this OT3, but it had to be rocky in the beginning.
I have mixed feelings about Lestat. Especially with his parenting skills. I think I prefer Louis, honestly. ~ Random Vampire.
Y’know tbqh Lestat had (1) a very finicky eater and then (2) made sort of a crime against nature so you can’t 100% blame his parenting skills.
Oh and if you prefer Louis let’s not forget that all of Louis’ fledglings die.
[X] ^Even tho that happened on nearly a nightly basis, there was a long period of good times, wherein the “one happy family” phrase was not used sarcastically ;A;
me, banging your pots and pans together at 3am: the assumption that liking problematic characters means you share their views is toxic. people should not have to constantly defend their views simply because they enjoy a character of questionable nature.
you, attempting to wrestle them from me: indeed, but there comes a responsibility with enjoying problematic characters and it is on those who consume that media to recognize and constantly acknowledge the faults of it rather than sweep them under the rug with a general “i know it’s problematic don’t worry”.
me: it seems both our sides of the argument are valid and hold merit.
you: will you please get out of my house now
your neighbor, shouting through the wall: however when the person enjoying the problematic material is constantly harassed and called out for that content and has to face regular demands to justify their appreciation of that media, then the other party needs to step back and ask what they even want from this confrontation they keep perpetuating. they need to ask themselves if they will be satisfied with any given answer and if not, they need to disengage and deal with their own issues instead of forcing other people to answer for them.
The Vampire Lestat, hastily shuffling about in his fuzzy slippers: Why don’t you take me seriously, Louis?
Louis: Lestat made me feel things.
Claudia: What things?
Louis: Feelings.
Claudia: He made you feel feelings?
Louis: Yeah.
Claudia: What a bitch.
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