little sketch of @howthecovenarticulatebrokeup’s textpost c:
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me about my favorite character: wow what a piece of shit
someone else about my favorite character: wow what a piece of shit
me: take that back and fucking fight me
Claudia: I know you feel betrayed-
Lestat: Well, that’s one of the unpleasant side effects of betrayal.
Louis: I hate Lestat.
Claudia: Then you might be sending him mixed signals by making out with him.
[bed time]
Louis: Lestat told you to stay in your coffin.
Claudia: There’s a scary monster in my closet
Louis: Scarier than Lestat?
Claudia: *goes to her coffin*
Lestat: [sucks blood from the vampire queen and causes shit]
Marius: Lestat what the fuck did I tell you about-
Lestat: It’s a metaphor.
Marius: What.
Lestat: You put the killer queen between your teeth-
Marius: No.
Lestat: but you don’t give her the power to do the killing.
Marius: You’re only alive because she likes you, you piece of shit.
Lestat: A metaphor.
Marius: People are dead.
i reread the story of daniel the devil’s minion yesterday so here’s a bunch of the worst monster boy
Amadeo: Just bring the master to me.
Riccardo: Well, he locked himself in the bedroom and I doubt he’ll want to speak with anyone.
Amadeo: Just tell him I said something.
Riccardo: Said what?
Amadeo: Anything factually inaccurate.
*two minutes later*
Marius to Amadeo: ‘The sky is blue because it’s reflecting the color of the ocean’?!
Lucille: You’re my third least favorite child.
Michael: I can live with that.
Episode 1×08 “My Mother, the Car”
1. Claudia
2. Antoine?
Lestat’s ranking of fledglings at this point in his life from least favourite to favourite
- Claudia (for obvious reasons)
- Gabrielle (absentee mother)
- Louis (current Facebook relationship status: it’s complicated)
- Antoine (because apparently all my headcanons were wrong and he was a perfectly nice guy… Who never sent anyone on fire LOUIS)
- Nicolas (we do not speak ill of the dead. No seriously, don’t you dare talk shit about Nicolas in front of lestat)
I-want-my-IWTV 