
Louis: “I frickin told u not to vampire u little nerd”
Louis: “I frickin told u not to vampire u little nerd”

annabellioncourt said:
YES. YES. That’s got to be one of the best lines in the movie, I laugh every time I watch it. And now I will be using that tag.
discussing this on Plurk (armand = me, lestat = oramuda, arthur & merlin are my friends neko and frankie, respectively.)
#TEHYRE JUST FRIENDS UWU IT’S OK TO… omg hahaha… yes, FWB intensifies…
but really, give me Bridezilla!Lestat: “LOUIS WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE FUCKING CALA LILLIES NEXT TO THE MOTHERFUCKING ORCHIDS I SPECIFICALLY SAID-”
Can I just mention that this post is kind of great on this topic bc it contains an equal amount of:
I’m using it as a shining example of ppl being able to have fun with a topic.
You all have permission to be silly with these characters ok there is enough room on the internet for everybody’s ideas and plotbunnies to roam free.
ooc: tbh. I want L&L wedding in BP, but I want it to be interrupted. Would it continue in the end? *shrugs cuz i’m not Anne Rice*
Priest/Officiant: “If anyone present has any reason why these two should not be wed in holy matrimony, speak now or -”
Everyone raises a hand, the objections are heard (it takes an hour to get through them all), and promptly disregarded.
//^ THIS THOUGH>
EVERYONE will have like a list of reasons. Reason 1: LESTAT IS LESTAT
Reason 2: ETERNITY IS A LONG TIME MOTHERFUCKER
Reason 3: Doesn’t this legally make Louis a queen? He’s not a very good queen.
Reason 4: Look if Louis is going to be my vampire queen. I want him to commit. DRAG RACE IT UP BABYCAKES.
Lestat: *glares*
Louis: *sighs*
a series i did over a course of time for oramuda of the vampires + Archer quotes. don’t argue our casting logic ok!

lestat is a delightful and infuriating protagonist. the part in TVL where he loses his shit when marius shows him the king and queen is so very endearing (well it’s endearing if you’re not armand i guess)
Totally endearing! Armand is kinda charmed too but he would never admit such bc he jelly that Marius told/showed ‘Stat stuff Armand didn’t seeee

Louis Throwing a Harpsichord at Lestat Who Has Done Nothing Wrong.
Lestat De Lioncourt.Digital Painting on Yellow Pad. 7mx5m
$1,000,000,000,000,000,000.
So, I am Satan now in your drawings.
When you are throwing a harpsichord at me for doing absolutely nothing wrong? Yes.
I have never thrown a harpsichord at you.
I draw what I see Louis. That’s all I’m going to say.
When did you see me throw a harpsichord? Did I do it in my sleep while unaware?
No, you did it in one of your fits of rage. I’ve told you, you do terrible things, but your memory blocks them out. The things I put up with, people.
I see.