
Tobias: Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.
Michael: You can just say intercourse.
Episode 3×11 “Family Ties”
#Intercourse with the Vampire.

Tobias: Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse.
Michael: You can just say intercourse.
Episode 3×11 “Family Ties”
#Intercourse with the Vampire.
oh, I just can’t waaaait to be kiiiing!
Macbeth, Act I scene iii (via incorrectshakespearequotes)
– also Lestat de Lioncourt, Prince Lestat
i made more giffo’s
brunet!Lestat: not sure if shudz bite or kiss u, much confuse, very concern…

Fuck you. I am a constant fucking delight. [X]

Michael: Tell me the truth, okay? ‘Cause there’s been a lot of lying in this family.
Lucille: And a lot of love.
Michael: More lies.
Let ‘Em Eat Cake [1.22]
Because Lestat = explanation for everything.
If that’s a veiled criticism about me… I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it.