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In Blackwood Farm, Lestat says his name is “compounded of the first letter of each of my six older brothers’ names.” Is that true? Whose brilliant idea was that? Were you that disinterested in choosing an actual name for him?

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viaticumforthemarquise:

-sighs-

This is a falsehood. 

When he was very young, his brothers (not known for their kindness), told him this story. They made it quite clear to him that his parents, having no love left for him after six children, took the laziest route possible in naming him. 

This is, of course, an utter lie. I’ve already told the story here of Lestat’s naming—and I’ve also explained this to him many times (he tends to accept this story as a part of his own mythology, unfortunately). 

He does, from time to time, need reminding that his name, just like my love for him, was not accidental in nature. He is, and ever will be, my Lestat. Thus I named him, and thus I keep him. 

And his brothers are dead. So there’s that. 

(he tends to accept this story as a part of his own mythology, unfortunately).He picks and chooses his own mythology, for SURE.

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the-oziad:

I just wanna add my 2¢ to this whole ‘TVC charas w/ blogs’ thing:

  • I’m pretty sure Daniel would have a Blogger/WordPress/Livejournal type-thing.
  • Lestat de Lioncourt would be the motherfuckin’ KING of instagram, thank you very much!
  • Louis de Pointe du Lac’s vaguely unsettling, passive aggressive twitter account. It’s verified.  
  • Armand getting “accidentally” Vine Famous. 

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genius-of-221b:

mariusthevampire:

genius-of-221b:

mariusthevampire:

genius-of-221b:

mariusthevampire:

cuddlygay:

theres a les mis joke here somewhere

Also a Vampire Chronicles joke.

True true….

Marius: See all this? It’s mine.
Lestat: *Kicks a chair over.*
Lestat *Steals a chair.*
Lestat: *Crosses out Marius’ name and puts his own.*
Marius: Damnit

Oh MY goD. I’m DYING (because let’s face it. This would totally happen)

// Marius is forever bitter that Lestat stole his color.

Yes. For what is Marius without his signature red?

Source: ollaire

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vampire-chronicles-rp:

I came up with an idea as what Armand would have other people saved as in his phone and I just…
Paris Hilton-Lestat
Gandalf-David
Edgar Allen emo-Louis
Rupaul- Marius
Stewart little-Daniel
Crazy ass fucking barbie bitch-Claudia
Constant menopause-Gabrielle
You were probably in rehab by the age of 3-benji
Yes I appreciate your piano skills but If you play while I’m asleep I’ll glue the keys together-Sybelle
Lestat’s lunchbox-Dora
Dynamo-bianca(disappearing act huehehehe)
Gotta catch em all (all your body parts)-Santiago
Cook in the name of the bitch- merrick

^THis is too much! XD

Do You Want to Kill Some Humans? (Frozen/Interview With The Vampire)

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demonswithtea:

*Outside Louis’ bedroom*

Lestat:

Louis! knocks
Do you want kill some humans?
Come on come out and feed
I never see you drink at all, come to the ball,
We’ll have some French cuisine!

We used to slay whole families, and we still could now
Ladies are waiting to be sucked dry!
Do you want to kill some humans?
Rats taste so inferior to humans…

Louis: Go away Lestat!

Lestat: Fine then! Die! strops off

 ~~~~

Armand:

knocks

Do you want kill some humans?
Or go to the opera hall?
I think some blood is overdue, I can hear you talking to your shadow on the wall
I think you’re getting lonely, come taste life again, instead of watching it slip by!

 ~~~~

Claudia:

knocks

Louis? Please, I know you’re in there
Lestat keeps complaining you’re a bore.
I’m really hungry – that lady tasted nice, but she won’t suffice – I need some more!
I hate Lestat and Armand – can it just be you and me? I want to run away!
Sniffles Do you want to kill some humans??

– Because I was bored and Val started me off so I had to finish it :’D

YES. This is a Work of Beauty. 

youaremyunderwaterfriends added:

#frozen parody #The Vampire Crackicles #i love this XD

Do You Want to Kill Some Humans? (Frozen/Interview With The Vampire)

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merciful-death:

faceofabotticelliangel:

merciful-death:

faceofabotticelliangel:

merciful-death:

faceofabotticelliangel:

merciful-death:

Send me ❄ for drunk texts.

[text] ARMAND I AM CURIPOUS WHY I HAVE RECENTLY HEARD WOMEN BE CALLED YARD TOOLS

[text] I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET MY PHONE OFF OF CAPSLOCK

[text] AH THIS IS THE WRONG NUMBER I APOLOGIZE

[text] Louis, I can hear your mind channeling wildly. I have received no text messages from you in the past hour.

[text] WHY ARE WOMEN BEING REFERRED TO AS YARD TOOLS AND HOW DO I GET MY PHONE TO STOP THIS

[text] There’s is a button on your keyboard that looks like an arrow, click that until your text is no longer so large.

[text] Lol I will ask Daniel what a yard tool is.

[text] LESTAT CALLED YOU THAT AS WELL

[text] ARE YOU A TOOL

[text] I MEAN YARD TOOL AH MERDE

[text] THE ARROW WON’T CLICK

[text] Daniel told me

[text] No. No I am not, Louis.

[text] IS IT A GAY SAYING ABOUT PEOPLE?

[text] I MEAN GAY

[text] WHY IS MY PHONE DOING THAT