WALDORF: They aren’t half bad.
STATLER: Nope, they’re ALL bad!


takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:
Sorry, I’m not sorry.
I tried to scroll past this and failed bc I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE A MERMAID!LESTAT AND HERE IT IS SO #NECESSARY REBLOG
Refusing to accept your favorite character’s death like
Favorite character refusing to accept their death like

[inspired by this from itsalwayssunnyinasgard]

Louis: W-wait you’re not Lestat *pulls away*
Armand: (thinking) Keep absolutely still. His vision is based on movement.
what if hannibal told cheesy jokes instead of implying cannibalism?
The Vampire Lestat would appreciate the hell out of those jokes, that’s what.
Beef