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Interview with the Vampire + Fresh Off the Boat

Why did I make this I just saw Louis in the subtitles and I thought of this I’m crying

Hi Louis! Do vampires brush their teeth? Thanks and love you!! ~

♠Lestat is confused as to why you’re directing your questions to me, he’s trying to force me to answer what he would answer, but I am pointedly ignoring him. 

It’s not of great interest to me, but I will note that he has gone to considerable research about brushing teeth, he and Daniel bring home these little “self-care” packages: toothpaste of different flavors, devices that spray water or have vibrating bristles, and they test these items out on fruit or each other. I sometimes participate. 

There are nights that Lestat returns to me from hunting and his breath is truly atrocious, so he has to do some level of cleansing to be permitted within my personal space. I follow the same etiquette for his sake.

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In the past, we would have a basin and would wash before going out, and before going to sleep for the day. Little mortal rituals like these keep us feeling that we have some semblance to humanity still, and perhaps, it is also restorative in the way many acts of taking care of oneself are restorative. 

However, it’s not necessary for us to brush our teeth in much the same way, I suppose, as it is unnecessary for wild animals. Perhaps it’s because we do not consume cooked meat, refined sugars, or flavored drinks. Fareed suggests that we have saliva with a high Ph value, which protects the enamel from demineralizing and thus prevents cavities.

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Armand & Louis

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Brad Pitt + Food

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Lestat in The Vampire Lestat 

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One Happy Family

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Louis de pointe du lac

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Interview with the vampire (1994)

`I cannot make her happy, I do not make
her happy; and her unhappiness increases every day.’ This was my
chant, which I repeated like a rosary, a charm to change the facts, her
inevitable disillusionment with our quest, which left us in this limbo
where I felt her drawing away from me, dwarfing me with her
enormous need. 

– Louis de Pointe du Lac, Interview with the Vampire