(oh I ACCIDENTALLY forgot to get you a coffin Louis MY BAD guess we’ll have to share one wow is it hot in here maybe we should get rid of some of these pesky clothes am I right Louis)
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Act V, Scene I
Hamlet: Why is it so hard for some people to stop being assholes?
Horatio: I don’t know, you tell me.
Hamlet: That’s the thing– no matter how hard I try, I can’t stop acting this way. I know how self absorbed I am. I know I can be cynical, jealous, hateful, even abusive at times. I know that I’m privileged to get away with half the things I do. Self awareness is not something I lack.
Horatio: Then what do you lack? Advancement?
Hamlet: Self control. I lack self control.
in the early years, armand questions daniel ceaselessly about where he goes and what he does. daniel has had enough.
alt caption: pornography with the vampire.
//well that’s it I’m dead. Those two arts killed me. I have expired. See u in hell guys
Armand is totally judging those actors: “You know, Daniel, I was the director of a theatre -”
“I know,”
“I have vast experience in actor’s performances-”
“I KNOW!”
“- and this acting is terrible, Daniel. Terrible.”
“…"
ooc: I just love how totally unsexy watching it with Armand would be.
“I don’t understand why this titillates you. Is it merely watching the act or is there something about these people?” Squints. “Their clothes?”
“Yes, Armand, I’m turned on by pizza delivery uniforms.”
“That explains the empty boxes in every motel room.”
Daniel side-eyes him. “Did you just make a joke?”
“Why is she mentioning her husband? That seems like an inefficient way to seduce a man.”
Daniel rolls his eyes. “The threat of discovery is exciting.”
“Why is he still holding the pizza? Surely if she’s felatting him, he can put it down–”
Daniel clicks off the television. “You know what. I’m going to go get more beer.” Looks back down at the VCR. “Maybe some whiskey.”
in the early years, armand questions daniel ceaselessly about where he goes and what he does. daniel has had enough.
alt caption: pornography with the vampire.
//well that’s it I’m dead. Those two arts killed me. I have expired. See u in hell guys
Armand is totally judging those actors: “You know, Daniel, I was the director of a theatre -”
“I know,”
“I have vast experience in actor’s performances-”
“I KNOW!”
“- and this acting is terrible, Daniel. Terrible.”
“…"
i just realized i draw daniel in striped apparel too much for my comfort?? now it’s a complex.
#PERFECT JUST PERFECT
also, i really want there to be more vampires and so on who, instead of speaking in a charming, cultured, but vaguely old-fashioned way because they are a 275-year-old consciousness in an undead, unaging 19-year-old body, talk in embarrassingly misapplied or outdated slang and pop culture references in a failed effort to blend in with their apparent peer group
…or who speak pretty normally most of the time, but lapse into saying stuff like “GOD’S WOUNDS, YOU CUR“ when they get upset enough
vampires who got turned 30 years ago and still say “radical”
vampires who just use WAY too much 90s slang. vampires who say “booyah” when they get too excited.
vampires who mix all slang from the past 5 centuries mercilessly within the same breath and don’t even try to stop it anymore.
Unhand me, you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking, whackadoo. Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly motherfucker, so hasta la bye bye, daddy-o!
My eyes are bleeding
1791 was the year I fell down the stairs and onto Lestat’s fangs. Oops.
ooc; the-gentleman-chronicler on Louis’ becoming a vampire (via devilsfool)
#is this not what happened?#BASICALLY
I-want-my-IWTV 