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Where did the idea of vampires having balls actually come from? Like what started that… “I’m a bloodsucking creature of the night; I feel like dressing fabulous and going to mingle in high society!”
when i read this i thought by “balls” you meant “testicles” and i just sat here for like two minutes thinking about why vampires having testicles is peculiar to you and why it means that they hang out with the upper class
The idea came from me….and as for the other balls, I was born with them. Big ones. They don’t just drop off after receiving the Dark Gift either.
If male warriors in video games were dressed like female warriors.
WHAT SHOW/DESIGNER IS THIS I AM DYING
I UNDERSTAND NEITHER THE GIANT
DILDOCODPIECE NOR ITS FUNCTIONYou don’t have to understand it to find it amazing.
how the fuck is he keeping a straight face is what i wanna know
Wedding outfit from Paco Rabanne Haute Couture Spring 1998
this improves my day every time i see it, so I’ll reblog it again
are we not going to talk about how this is apparently a wedding outfit
well what the fuck else would you wear to a wedding.
Trees, like animals, can also experience albinism, though it is extremely rare.
the reason it’s rare is because without chlorophyll, the plant can’t get energy, and dies shortly after sprouting unless it has some other source of food. so if you see a plant as big as the one in the picture that doesn’t have any green in its leaves, it’s getting its nutrition from the roots of a neighboring plant of the same species, feeding on the sugars created by the other plant’s photosynthesis.
albino plants are basically vampires.
vampire plants
When it comes to women, his words are the only thing that shows that he might have any interest. His body language, actions, tone, all contradict any infatuation he may have with a female. The only reason why he would express an interest in a female is because he loves the idea of love. However he seems genuinely more in love with himself and other male characters before he is in love with a woman.
Relationship-characteristics of the character Lélio x
…why am I not surprised? XD
(via hedonistbyheart)
Childish Gambino: “Heartbeat”
i never understood
what made your lips on my NECK
such an i n t i m a t e affair
until your teeth grazed my pulse
and i realized
you could TEAR open my t h r o a t
and make me b l e e d out in your arms
but instead
you CHOSE to K I S S
answered your question
“grizzlybrenda
reblogged your photoset and added:
I’m glad that so…”
I don’t know. These fuckers have always been in my life I don’t even remember, it’s like that stray cats you find in your trash bin and they decide they’re going to live with you now?
Pretty much yeah that is what happened to me, too. These adorable fanged little trash monsters.
I-want-my-IWTV 