Why is it that when couples make a new human life, it’s ‘beautiful’ and ‘miraculous,’ but when I make a new human life alone in my basement, it’s ‘a crime against nature’ and ‘morally abhorrent’?
♛While I think I’ve demonstrated that I can more than afford my own ticket (Hell, I can rent out an entire theatre), the gesture is most appreciated, my dear *blows a kiss*
What film would you like me to review next? Old or new. I’ll consider it.
♛Darling Rose! I really should keep it a surprise, but…
I’ll be the White Rabbit and Louis has agreed to be “Alec” in Wonderland. Genderbent version. Not that he doesn’t look stunning in a dress, but, it was a dream I had and I wanted to see it realized.
2013 will always stand out as a highlight for me, as I was going to be the popular thunder god Thor, and Louis was going to be Loki, but we had gone off into a darkened corner and… well… we emerged with swapped costumes. It happens ❤
Perhaps next year I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf if you’ll be my Little Red…
♛He’s down on his knees fellating me, and not doing the most impressive job of it, honestly.
No, I know where he is. He’s at the Metropolitan Museum of Art with Louis, specifically, in the Egyptian Exhibition. Have I surreptitiously bugged Louis with a tiny audio recorder and set a spy or two on him? No, of course not, that would be so rude. Only one spy. Only one recording device >;}
My birthday is coming up (11/7, mes petits) so I just need to make sure they’re not planning anything… distasteful.
♛Ooooh I love a packed theatre! THE EXCITEMENT IS MORE PALPABLE THAN THE REEK OF POPPED CORN AND THIS SLUDGE PEOPLE CURRENTLY CALL CHEESE.
[Trailer for Krampus] The audience is all laughing at this horror trailer, I don’t think we’re supposed to be laughing, I think it’s meant to be terrifying but it’s too funny to be scary! 10/10 would watch this trailer again, take note.
[Trailer for the new Frankenstein movie] I’ve created a monster or two in my time, too, DON’T JUDGE PPL FOR MAKING A MONSTER NOW AND THEN *frowns* We have our reasons. Write that down.
He says it needs a love story? MINE IS A LOVE STORY. ALL MY STORIES ARE LOVE STORIES. WHY AREN’T THEY MAKING ANOTHER MOVIE FROM MY BOOKS GDI?
“What I saw was a dreamer facing defeat.” WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS RAIN ON MY PARADE TOO? I know that feel, Mr. Sharpe. We are the music makers… and we are the dreamers of dreams.
This girl and I would get along perfectly – laying in bed with good books, luxuriously wrapped in yellow velvet, awww yissss that is a well-spent evening.
I CAN DEMO THE WALTZ EUROPEAN STYLE LOUIS GET IN HERE (but maybe not holding a candle, Louis can’t always be trusted around candles and ME AT THE SAME DAMN TIME)
We should’ve let Claudia have a dog. Maybe a Papillon.
Charlie Hunnam
♥
♥
♥
♥
YELLOW SILK
♥
♥
♥
♥ Write that down.
Yes let’s go to the POST OFFICE GREAT IDEA FOR A FUN EXCURSION like, wtf? the POST OFFICE IS NOT A FIELD TRIP WORTH DOING. Oh wait, I seem to recall my own fledglings going to the post office JUST TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND AWAY FROM ME OCCASIONALLY I AM OFFENDED THAT OFFENDS ME.
Seeing your lover with someone else hurts, doesn’t it????!!!
Hoe don’t do it!
She did it. Because how could she not?
My lover’s sister tried to kill me, too. Hurts, doesn’t it????!!!
The dog is dying! Now I’m actually upset.
“You’re monsters, both of you!” Where have I heard that before? Now this is hitting too close to home. I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING KEEP TAKING NOTES.
You stabbed him iN THE FACE. IN THE FACE!! Rude. What about the groundrules?
Rule number 1: No touching of the hair or face… AND THAT’S IT!
We were ALL LAUGHING AS THOMAS PULLED THE KNIFE OUT. Should we not have been laughing? We are a terribly cruel audience.
Hissing, incidentally, is an excellent way to stun an opponent in a fight.
I-want-my-IWTV 