has anyone written the incredibly ridiculous coffeshop AU premise for Louis and Lestat yet? Like, is there a Vamp Chron Coffee Shop AU?
are they all human for this?
Like for some reason Louis is the moody neighborhood barista introvert and he probably doesn’t NEED to work the counter, probably he OWNS the damn coffee shop because his family is loaded but he just wanted a quiet place to read and an excuse to buy an industrial latte machine, but NOW he has a damn coffee shop and this OBNOXIOUS, utterly obnoxious customer who is also very blond comes in near closing all the goddamn time, and Louis hates this guy’s guts, like, so hard, and Obnoxious Blond is always trying to flirt and god he isn’t even that funny and he probably doesn’t even KNOW HOW TO READ. Louis hates him. So much. So, so much. Louis hates him and his stupid pretty eyes. Why does he come here? WHY WON’T HE LEAVE?
And then Lestat makes his move and then they make out wildly and probably break furniture, the end.
i’m cry! I love it when the fandom collabs like this *u*
Armand: Look, Lestat, you’re obviously upset about your fight with Louis.
David: So, we’ve called this intervention to help you out.
Lestat: I’m not upset.
Armand: … Lestat, we found you throwing rocks at old couples in the park.
Lestat: Why should they be happy?!
I-want-my-IWTV 