strange-world-of-brian
replied to your post “Lestats favorite flavor is Louis oh god that’s actually I’m not…”

Sometimes I wish I didn’t follow you already just so I could follow you again! I love your blog!!

tzeentchgodofchange:

sueslayer:

captoring:

just-shower-thoughts:

Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates.

nah man your dna contains millions of years of totally random bugs, some of which don’t really change anything, some of which are rly bad and annoying, some of which miraculously make the software work better

#so I’m a bethesda game

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You caught me I do want your blood

♛I meant that in the figurative sense but of course someone had to go and take it literally. *growls* Just because the first vampiric monarchy found themselves imprisoned, forced to share, doesn’t mean I’ll meet the same fate.

If anyone calls me “the Fount” or any repugnant variation of such, they’ll find themselves facing the business end of Louis’ scythe. Fair warning.