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cloudsinvenice:

i-want-my-iwtv:

RDJ was AR’s pick for Lestat in 2010. Article here.

Knowing what I know now, I can totally see where she was going with that. Wrong for the part, yet also weirdly right…

Wow, is that ever the flip side of me celebrating that Cruise did _not_ get to play Tony Stark. Sheeeeez.

I… had never thought of it that way. 

I didn’t know Cruise was even considered for Tony Stark! Apparently, yes. Dunno how reputable this source is, but PolicyMic offers an amusing reason why RDJ won out over TC (beware, triggering of TC fandom, tho!):

“…Tom Cruise was once slated to play Tony Stark in Iron Man… he demanded his face be entirely visible at all times, so the Iron Man armor would need a transparent visor. That was a little too much Diva-ness for the producers, so he got dumped. Instead, they went with this not-as-well-known actor called Robert Downey Jr. who wasn’t a sure bet because he was known to enjoy a little crack every now and then, but who nonetheless could act circles – and squares, triangles, and rhombuses – around Tom Cruise. Fortunately, that worked well for everyone, and now we have a Tony Stark for the ages, and Tom Cruise can live in a cave for all I care.

Mon dieu. 

Cruise was ideal for Lestat. Ideal. Creating the impression that a terrifying well of real madness lurks just underneath the surface is where Cruise does his best work. He’s great in Magnolia. I love him in Top Gun. He would have made a good Bateman. And possibly a good Nolan-Batman as well (oxymoron though that phrase may be). And he made a stunning Lestat, even if he was about ten years too old.

He would have been terrible as Tony because Tony is a cocky, rich asshole (whose trajectory is towards learning to not be an asshole quite as much, I guess), and not a cocky, rich actual sociopath.    

I will take this moment to tell everyone that my friends and I have actually speculated about what it would be like if Tony and Lestat hung out, and the answer is “terrible”. Despite the fact that they both love capitalism and cheesy metal, Lestat’s perma-21 European foppishness would drive Tony crazy, and Lestat would get intellectually insecure and have a Rice Out about it. The evening ends in either a) full-scale combat or b) each of them retiring to their respective lairs for extended snarking. Am taking bets.  

United by a love of capitalism and cheesy metal! That’s AWESOME. 

I had not heard that story about Cruise diva-ing himself out of playing Tony Stark. I _had_ heard that at some point Favreau was hearing from the studio “We want Tom Cruise, and under NO circumstances will you cast RDJ,” because at that point RDJ was only barely starting to be considered trustworthy to hire, again. (He went through a few years where productions couldn’t get insurance if they hired him.)

I now see how Cruise was perfect for Lestat, because I know more about his eccentricities now than I did when I was a high schooler. *sigh* 

madmenandmayhem:

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mariusthevampire:

jardinsalvaje:

This makes me so happy :’D

Marius is groaning about the idea of a Lestat vampire finishing school.

Omg. Making me think of “Murder 101” by the Wallflowers…

Ummm.

i bet it’s about raising your pinky finger when you drink blood

Lestatiquette new word coined by remcovanstraten, along with these sample chapters:

  • Chapter 1: Hygiene: Brush Your Fangs After Drinking from Rats, Because HONESTLY Louis, Gross!
  • Chapter 3: Hell’s Bells: How to Extract Yourself from All Night Parties when the Sun’s About to Rise!
  • Chapter 10: Love and the Vampire: Your Coffin or Mine?

wut you havent watched tqotd lol i wish i hadnt (no matter how bad you think it is, it’s way worse and it cannot be unseen) (although the adult beverages will help) i just thought you would have watched it

LADY I HAVE TRIED to watch it. It’s on lots of channels every Halloween, not that it’s a particularly Halloween-y movie, I guess vampires=Halloween enough for the people who choose what movies to play when. 

I have seen alot of it just flipping channels in Octobers, and it just… YOU clearly know that it’s a trainwreck. We all know. It’s the movie I immediately cite when someone asks me what the worst movie is. Siiiigh.

Textsfromthevampire Does good stuff with it, tho.

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I looooove your blog is the best on tumblr ♥ I’m new on the vc fandom! I just read IWTV (but first I watched the movie) and The vampire Lestat now I’m going to read queen of the dammed *-* but I cannot wait to read The vampire Armand ♥ He is one of my favorites! so uke and bastard I love him :3 and your memes are the best thats why I love this blog! :)

awwww thank u anon! Such compliments! Very sweet. U inspired me to finally knock this off my to-do list:

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Welcome to our madness. Omg Armand is a cute little uke and a bastard, isn’t he… Come off anon so I can check out your blog, too *u*

(just don’t watch the QotD movie before you read the book)(Better yet don’t watch it at all)(I still haven’t)(It’s too painful, what I’ve seen already cannot be unseen)(but a VC friend has volunteered to help me watch it the whole way thru)(There Will Be Adult Beverages at this screening so help me)

Hi, I only started reading the VC last year so I am really new to the fandom. So far I have only read the first two books and a lot of people seem to not like many of the sequels. Could you suggest which one of the other books I should/should not read?

Welcome to our stable of unstable vampires! 😀

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That’s true, some people don’t consider the books past #4 (Tale of the Body Thief) or #5 (Memnoch the Devil) to be canon.

Definitely read these:
– Queen of the Damned (but the movie is terrible and only loosely simialr to the book, don’t traumatize yourself with that!)
– Tale of the Body Thief – Lestat takes Doing the Thing to an extreme.
– the Vampire Armand – bc of reasons. 
– Memnoch the Devil – this one presents some really interesting stuff on religion, it’s almost like fanfic of the Bible; I’m not a religious person and I still got alot out of it. Plus it has alot of Feels. 
They do get exponentially more insane starting with #5 (someone coined the phrase “the Vampire Crackicles” for those) but that doesn’t mean they’re not worth a try. It’s still intriguing to know what happens/happened to the characters. I think you should keep going in order and see what you think!