vampires-in-south-park:

Later on

South Park S03 E17: The Brown Noise

Mr. Garrison:G’night, dad 

Garrison Sr.:Good night! 

Mr. Garrison: Guess I’ll just go on up to bed now! Don’t really have any pajamas! Guess I’ll just sleep in my boxers or something! 

Garrison Sr.: Should be fin

Mr. Garrison: I’ll leave the door open a little in case you need to see me ‘bout anything! 

Garrison Sr.: Won’t be necessary! 

Mr. Garrison: I’ll just be goin’ up to bed now! Guess, guess maybe I won’t even wear those boxers! – 

Garrison Sr.: I’m not going to molest you! – 

Mr.Garrison: YOU DON’T LOVE ME! – I WANNA DIE!

And…. Lestaaaaat ♪♫…. this year you will be Santa Lestat, again? May I ask you for some presents for me and my friends? Can I sit in your lap? :3

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♛Yes, indeed! 

My lovelies: kittyslover has inspired me to open these arms to embrace you all.​ Hop up into the velvet-clad Santa de Lioncourt’s lap and tell him your heart’s desire. Have you been naughty or nice? There’s still time to switch lists… and you know Santa de Lioncourt has a preference for the very Naughty… You may also offer gifts to Santa, you know. It needn’t be a one-way relationship… *grins and flicks a fang*

applepiesandimpalas:

If Anne Rice has taught me anything it’s if something is upsetting you set it on fire

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Did anybody like Anne Rice or the director of IWTV have anything to say with the way Armand was portrait in the movie. Did they say why movie Armand didn’t have red short hair and wasn’t 17?

Well, I have never come across an interview with AR or director Neil Jordan about why Antonio was cast for Armand. I should have an FAQ and when I do, this will be right up at the top of that list! 

I should probably watch IWTV with the director commentary again; he might have mentioned smtg about it and I’ve just forgotten, so I will do that.

ANYWAY, there are a bunch of theories as to why Armand is portrayed the way he is in the movie and my fave explanation, currently, is that movie!Armand is actually a blend of Armand and Santino. 

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Why do that?:

  • If they had cast a cherubic teenage redhead (or older creepy cherub dude trying to look 17 *cough cough* movie!QotD *cough*) it might have made Louis look like a pedophile, dumping his 11 yr old “beloved” (as he calls her) for someone only 6 yrs older (in appearance, anyway).
  • For people who hadn’t read the book, someone cuter than Louis might have taken the sympathy away from him (who was supposed to remain the focus, it’s HIS story, after all). That would have been compromised by omg cute little redhead bby we want to snuggles you! 
  • Armand was supposed to replace Lestat in the sense of being a better mentor/teacher/father figure to Louis, and so that someone had to be more paternal-looking. Someone who would look older.
  • The actor had to be a bigger star than Brad Pitt (or at least older than BP)
  • And he had to have some European or other ethnicity, because these Parisian vampires were supposed to be darker, scarier, more like Real Vampires of the Old Ways than the softer Americanized Vampires. Their vampire makeup (aside from their TdV costuming) shows them to almost be a different, more vicious species from Louis (who has to still maintain his “most human”-looking vampire status).

In all this, Santino really fits the bill better, and my guess is that AR suggested it, she was the screenwriter, after all. 

For more on this, check out my #Defending Antonio tag.

Also go check out this memeything by @luthi69​ bc it is relevant.

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Hello! I can’t recall reading any werewolf books (only Charm & Strange by Stephanie Kuehn which doesn’t count (its great, but readers know what i mean) and Angela Carter). They’re still my favorite beast. Any novel recommendations? Please and Ty!

calantheandthenightingale:

fyeahgothicromance:

Sorry, I don’t really read many werewolf stories.

Does anyone else know of any good ones?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_werewolf_fiction

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[X] Not that I tried to read it ok i cracked the spine and skimmed it a bit but that was the best I could do for the initial exposure, but Anne Rice has a werewolf series going now. It made that Wiki list above.

two vampires go to bed. it’s nearly sunset so they have to sleep soon. says one of them: “i’m still soo hungry, i’m gonna find me a quick drink” so he gets up and flies off… 5 minutes later he returns, smeared in blood. says the other vampire: “woah where did you find someone this late?”.. “well, do you see that tree there?”.. “yes”… “I didn’t.”

♛We’re just not ourselves when we’re hungry, are we?

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i’m reading the vampire armand and oh my god i just read what armand did to claudia and i’m shocked and horrified and oh my god please help me process this

This should help a bit:

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[The most important thing, according to @vampiredevelopment]

Shocked and horrified would be the appropriate reactions to that scene IF we believe him about that. VC is all about unreliable narrators. Armand is telling his story to David here, trying to intimidate him. Did Armand really do it? We don’t know. If he did, could Louis really forgive him? EVER? 

… or, was Armand really trying to help her, as he claimed? “I tried to grant her fondest wish, that she should have the body of a woman, a fit shape for the tragic dimension of her soul.” -The Vampire Armand. 

Who knows?! #Your headcanon may vary.

In related info, I have only ever seen one fanart of this scene… beware, once seen cannot be unseen, but I love it bc it truly captures the moment:

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[VC Surgery by bsse2004]