#one time monsieur-le-rockstar and I were roleplaying on WhatsApp
#Louis and Lestat were in Austria and they’d just had an argument
#so Louis went downstairs in the hotel and encountered this cute Austrian guy and they started talking in German about literature and what they were reading presently
#Lestat came down and saw them and got pissed off because
#a) how dare some cute guy speak to mon louis
#b) how dare some cute guy speak to mon louis in a language i don’t understand
#so lestat seduced the dude and killed him
#and louis was like
#‘lestat you don’t just kill a man for speaking to me’
#and lestat was like ‘but you were flirting’
#and louis was like ‘we were talking about oscar wilde’
#and lestat was like ‘so you were flirting’
#true story
Lestat has a special way of doing THINGS BOYS DO WE LOVE
I CANT BREATHE ARMANDS LIKE MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY)
*~ Get the FUCK back, guard ya grill There’s somethin’ wrong, we can’t stay still I’ve been drankin’ and bustin’ two and I been thankin’ of bustin’ you ~*
I-want-my-IWTV 