Imagine My Immortal but written in the style of Shakespeare.
SCENE 1. A MAGIC SCHOOL CALLED HOGWARTS IN ENGLAND
Enter ENOBY
ENOBY
For truth, that which the gods have christened me
Has many parts, like these locks, flow’n from my crown.
That hellish sound, which forms mine name, sprung from
The dusky shades of these roots, so like the stone
But broken, rent, mottled; for, like the flames
That hie from Hades, the dusk is split with peals
Of cold violet, the shade of icy fangs
Met with military scarlet; coils not
But hangs; not ragged, but lustrous, set off
Like a precious jewel made more pure by the
Barren winds of silent winter deserts,
So are not these jewels of mine own self-crown
Brought forth in splendour so close to these eyes
Frozen, as glaciers, forged by an artist
Who, bereft of artisan tools, gives himself
And sculpts his godly business with that
Which the muses draw blindly from his vision.
Thus sorrow, reflected twice in these mirrors,
Casting mine eyes as icy limpid tears.Imagine Shakespeare but written in the style of My Immortal
Hi my name is Hamlet and I have long blond hair that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like the sun god Apollo (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to him but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. My mother married my uncle after my father died. I have pale white skin. I’m also a student, and I went to a school called Wittenberg in Germany but I just graduated. I’m a prince (in case you couldn’t tell) but I wear mostly black bc I’m in mourning. I For example today I was wearing a black doublet with matching lace around it and a black tights, white undershirt and black boots. I was with my mother and Horatio. We were standing inside Elsinore. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. My uncle Claudius stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
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That’s it. I found my new favorite tumblr.
In honor of knowing the truth behind My Immortal, this gem is from @myimmortalchronicles 😀
i am The Vampire Lestat. i’m immortal. more or less. the light of
the sun, the sustained heat of an intense fire—these things might
destroy me. but then again, they might not. i’m six feet tall, which
was fairly impressive in the 1780s when i was a young mortal man. it’s
not bad now. i have thick blond hair, not quite shoulder length, and
rather curly, which appears white under fluorescent light. my eyes are
grey, but they absorb the colours blue or violet easily from surfaces
around them. i’m a vampire (if you can’t tell) and i wear all the latest fashions. for example today i was wearinggorgeous black leather clothes that i’d taken from my victims. i was walking the streets of New Orleans. it was nighttime so there was no sun, which i was very happy about. a lot of mortals stared at me.
i put up my middle finger at them.
My Immortal but like ivwv
You have a fever and the only prescription is @myimmortalchronicles [X]
A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
Having read both blood vivicanti and my immortal, my immortal is worse for editing and continuity reasons but I give blood vivicanti points for actually being a published work and for having the dumbest original ideas. The elements in my immortal don’t work together but individually are plausible and fine. Can’t say that for the blood vivicanti the concept and every piece of universe building is bad from its very inception
There you have it, fanged little trash monsters. hyperbeeb took one for the team, and reported back in one piece! From her commentary, I’d say few brain cells, if any, were sacrificed in the process.
(FYI that star is transparent, ENJOY)
// I dunno, “My Immortal” is still so much worse, in my opinion. But that BV excerpt is still close enough to that level of bad that you can’t not see it.
The resemblance is uncanny!
(talkin’ bout Blood Vivicanti vs. My Immortal)
[myimmortalchronicles is magic!]
I-want-my-IWTV 