queenofthesavagegarden:

ooc: ok but @obsessional-ram​ made me think about it for a second and i’m like…you know when u have super major cries where snot drips down ur nose??? replace snot with blood for ricean vampires.

Ok so this fanart by @farmer-little-wolf (aka @spookdoodles) is in my queue and is relevant to your point:

“if you’re labouring under the misapprehension that lestat is cool allow me to correct you, lestat is not cool he is a whiny, needy little cry baby and i love him for it” [x]

(Note the blood snot w/ the blood tears.)

#AGREES AGGRESSIVELY

I think I had a dream about raglan james in lestat’s body! he was a total creep and had a foot fetish and was bitey mc biters

^Draw this please. How do you know it was RJ, Lestat is Bitey McBiters, and doesn’t Lestat have a foot fetish already of sorts? at least a sort of anxiety about his own smol feetsies

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Santa Lestat, I’d like a garterbelt for Christmas please. -sits- just as a note it can’t be a medium my waist is too tiny.

♛Have you been naughty enough for a garter belt? *wraps an arm around her waist to still her, and also to measure* Well, you’re right about the size. You have a very nice figure, Ram. Have you considered modeling? It’s fun.

Surely your maker has set you up financially and you can afford a garter belt. It’s something you have to go try on in different styles and colors. Tell you what, instead of simply buying you what I think you’d like, we can go shopping for it together. As long as you clear it with your significant other FIRST, of course. Are you with Antoine these nights? I confess I am completely unable to keep track of the romantic ties of our coven. It’s a huge pile of bisghetti spaghetti. 

So, shopping. How does that sound? *nuzzles his nose to hers playfully*

obsessional-ram:

@i-want-my-iwtv

Great now I have to draw lestat with glasses too THANK YOU OH MY GOD MAYBE EVEN HAVE HIM WITH A WARM FLUFFY SCARF -DIES-

#DO THE THING

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obsessional-ram:

what happens next under readmore

credit to i-want-my-iwtv for giving me the idea of louis getting a makeover by claudia and lestat ‘ravishing’ him

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#PERFECT JUST PERFECT

you know there’s one thing i haven’t drawn enough of yet and talking to you has helped with this. Lestat. Tell me your reactions to fashion disasters.

♛ Darling Ram. My reaction is compassion. If you seek artistic inspiration, try my closet… or perhaps my concert pictures… Here’s an outfit I truly prize. Versace, Fall ‘13.

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Some might call this a “fashion disaster,” others would say it’s “pushing the envelope.” Others may have other opinions, but I think it’s stunning in its combination of raw sexuality, femininity, humor, re-purposing of societal ideals in structural elements, and restrictions. It tells a bold and sensual story. 

Fashion is the covering we choose for ourselves, our shimmering dream skins, since we are unable to grow our own protective fur coats, like the rugged and luxurious one of my beloved dog, Mojo. The fabrics, the styles, etc., tell a story as do the natural coverings of creatures in the savage garden: 

  • Spikes and studs say, “beware; I have thorns.” 
  • Gold says, “pursue me.”
  • Structure says, “I have a plan.”
  • Looseness, and distressed clothing, say, “I seek adventure.”
  • Silk, satin, and lace say “I am delicate. Handle with care.”
  • Nudity says, “my body is ready.

So take care when you call someone a “fashion disaster.” In fact they may be still learning the language of storytelling through dress, they may not be able to afford to express themselves best, or they may prefer to keep their story mysterious. Louis certainly is an example of the latter *winks*