Brad Pitt + Food



You like my #porn for Louis tag! He does have good porn taste, doesn’t he? It’s less fleshy, but quite hot. Singed, even.

I am super picky about “porn” for him! That’s why I rarely add to it. It has to be really great fire, or candles, nature, art, some kind of sciencey thing, etc., stuff he’d REALLY like ;]
I’m sure he appreciates my efforts.#Learn Louis facial expressions #his O face
Of course, if you want to know more about him… you can always read Interview with the Vampire, he is the main character… *slowly pushes this book across the table to an unsuspecting innocent*
Mon Dieu! Thank you to @ashetray and @i-want-my-iwtv for my wonderful postcard!
😉 you’re so welcome! both of those dudes need work on their signature… little wonky there… practice will make perfect!
I love Internet grammar I love how “you what mate” is an incredulous question but “u wot m8” is an invitation to fight I love how straight people are different to Straight People I love how smol is so much smaller than small I live how thiS, tHIS and THIS are all different in my mind i luv how dis spelling make sarcasm I love how haha, lol and lmao are completely different emotions I love how….. This…. Makes everything… So much more dramatic???? Tone is so hard to convey in writing u go lil buddies you go
Aww, yeah I’d love to see some cosplay pics from decades ago… And I feel like a hairdresser could actually do really well w/ their hair. Hair styling is an art form!



Interviews & Rec (11/?)
I’m re-watching Interview With The Vampire and as much as I love Lestat, I feel so bad for Louis. Like, I really can’t blame him. I really can’t. He’s stuck with this loud, blonde, glittery murder machine and all he wants to do is crawl into a pillow fort and cry for 700 years. Can you blame him? Can you?
I can ^o^ Lestat is the right punishment for someone with a deathwish who chooses immortality. Louis really didn’t think this through, imho.
Totally agree with this, too.
Think before you drink, kids.

^X by @garama & @merciful-death

@fierysuggestion: set your past on fire and leave
When the deposed queen of Egypt emails you directly asking for help, you help!
#the real story behind #Queen of the Damned #he’s not proud of how he handled that ex girlfriend situation #live n learn amirite? #or not #OH WELL
Money absolutely does buy happiness. You are probably just spending it wrong give it to me I’ll show you how it’s done