Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.
Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.
Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.
Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.
Nice monster hospitals would be amazing
Succubus nurses that give u the succ before u die
thanks tumblr user skeluigi
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potty mouth bird
[Caption:
[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.
[MAN:] That’s crazy!
[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.
[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!
[BIRD:] Fuck you!
[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]
Quoth the Raven: “Fuck you.”
Bad Vampire Chronicles Aesthetics: Interview w/ the Vampires
u whining coward of a vampire who prowls the night killing alley cats and rats and staring for hrs at candles as if they were ppl and standing in the rain like a zombie until ur clothes are drenched and u smell like old wardrobe trunks in attics and have the look of a baffled idiot at the zoo.
Interview with the Vampire Chapter 1 in a nutshell. So far Louis is a mopey bastard,
EquiusThe interviewer sweats too much, and Lestat is just SO PRETTY you guys.One time Lestat punched me in the face. It was awesome.
Every time I remember the vampire chronicles I need to look this up and reblog it because best fanart of the series ever.
Armand continually refuses to give Daniel what he (thinks he) wants; details about his history, immortality, strategic and potentially dangerous vampire BJs.
Lestat: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?
Armand: Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?
Lestat & Louis.
Daniel: I’m seeing someone. I didn’t know how to tell you, because I wasn’t sure –
Armand: Just rip the band-aid off, honey.
Daniel: Marius de Romanus is my companion.
Armand: Put the band-aid back on.
I-want-my-IWTV 