FYI: @takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever and I are having a Tom Cruise deathwish meme battle (bc like his characters seem to? want to throw him in these lethal situations? all the damn time?) so if you want to avoid it, I’ll be tagging it #MEMEBATTLE henceforth.

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takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

i-want-my-iwtv:

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

i-want-my-iwtv:

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@takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever

@i-want-my-iwtv

@takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever​ U WANT SOME MORE?

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i-want-my-iwtv:

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Gosh, Santa de Lioncourt kills me every time. I’m weeping with laughter, and it’s your fault :’) Précieux petit croissant, ne cesse jamais d’être aussi drôle!

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

i-want-my-iwtv:

♛Et tu me fais plaisir, aussi! Il faut que je continuer à faire ça, c’est ma metier et ma passion terrible. ooc; *hides face* because you’re gonna correct the femininity/masculinity of my nouns now but you should be impressed that I TRIED. “A” for effort, I award it to myself.

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@i-want-my-iwtv 

Of course I’m
impressed (seriously, your French is good and the effort much much appreciated!)
A+, and you can believe me, I’m actually getting paid for doing teacher stuff
and all dat shit! (->the sad truth!). But c’mon I’m not
such a mean teacher, except when I’m a tired bitch inspired by muse Lestat IRL.
At some point, I might have said to some of my always late students that I was
later than them so they can be on time for once, and that they should be grateful
for that. In French, we call that “mauvaise foi”.  

#Ah yes this is where i have laid my affections

Je t’adore, @takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever​. Tu es parfait, simplement parfait. JAMAIS CHANGER.

DON’T THINK I DIDNT CATCH YOUR MISTAKE BC I DID BUT I WAS WILLING TO LET IT GO; SUCH IS THE MASSIVE GENEROSITY IN MY HEART! THE SENTIMENT REMAINS, I ADORE U AND U ARE A GIFT TO OUR FANDOM.

takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever:

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~~~ Translation ~~~

— Tom Cruise X Brad Pitt —
Interview with the Vampire
A world of too beautiful vampires

Whatever people may say, Tom and Brad’s vampire looks are breathtakingly gorgeous. The scene where they drink the blood of a beautiful woman charms you before you realise it. But aesthetics is ephemeral, and the vampire’s world is cruel. It’s a worth seeing masterpiece with a splendid cast in full force.
[drawing’s little comments] Lestat the vampire (Tom) – Former human Louis ; Blond Tom is also beautiful… The period clothings are charming as well ❤

Gosh, Santa de Lioncourt kills me every time. I’m weeping with laughter, and it’s your fault :’) Précieux petit croissant, ne cesse jamais d’être aussi drôle!

♛Et tu me fais plaisir, aussi! Il faut que je continuer à faire ça, c’est ma metier et ma passion terrible. ooc; *hides face* because you’re gonna correct the femininity/masculinity of my nouns now but you should be impressed that I TRIED. “A” for effort, I award it to myself.

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#neck porn this man is over 50 and he still has a great neck ffs smne sold his soul to the DEVIL

Also: it looks like his ear is pierced here. Did he get his ears pierced for this role?! Did he wear those cute sparkly earring studs you get from Claire’s when you get your ears pierced at the mall? Or did someone else do it?! 

WHAT COLOR DID HE PICK?

Inquiring minds need to know.

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